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Easter Basket 

Leaving an Easter Basket is the act of shitting in a bucket at work, then carefully placing it somewhere close behind someone "busy". The smelly, stinky shit will eventually creep up on your mark, leaving him confused, and dumbfounded as to where that awful smell is coming from. When finally, he/she turns around to see where that smell is coming from, they find his/her surprise greeting them in the face. SURPRISE!!!!
Hey, let's go make an Easter Basket, and hide it for someone at work.
Easter Basket by Don Mc. April 10, 2009
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Cat's Basket

Masterbating in a cat's basket, with your cat in the basket, by using a Gear Magazine.
Dude, Leksan totally was cat basketing this morning. And Tyler saw him too!
Cat's Basket by Morgan December 20, 2004

Money in the Basket 

A group of words that sounds like it could be a saying, but has no actual meaning
"You see the game last night? That shit was money in the basket!"
"Is that even a saying?"
"Suck my dick."
"Ok."

Hoss Basket

1. n. In the sport of Hoss-Toss, the Hoss Basket is the yellow basket placed in front of the Hoss Stand.
Scott just cant seem to find the Hoss Basket tonight.
Hoss Basket by Rockmjd23 November 18, 2003

weinie basket

An adjective used to describe a dumbass, annoying person, or someone you just don't like!
God dude shut up you're such a weinie basket!
weinie basket by Bridget nad Lauren December 26, 2004

Waste-basket 

The age-old way to "waste" time at the office where you take a piece of paper, "ball" it up, then shoot it into a trashcan from a reasonable distance. This is more significant than it seems. This almost ritualistic American Pastime can be used to:

1. dispose of those dreaded filing reports your douche boss assigned to you

2. assert your dominance in the part of the office you work

3. be a fun way to dispose a random piece of paper

I'm pretty sure this is the inspiration for "Cuponk"
Todd: *crumples random piece of paper* "OH! and Todd charges down the lane! He's the only hope for the team! They're all counting on him! 3... 2... 1... *shoots*.... *misses*.... no one saw that but me..."

Dan: "Nah dude, I saw you miss your Waste-basket... Michael Jordan would be ashamed.
Waste-basket by SyKnEsS 1 March 19, 2011

easter basket 

When a man paints his testicles different colors then slaps them on someone's forehead so as to leave a decoration behind.
I got so pissed at her, I gave her an easter basket.
easter basket by Cap16 July 16, 2008