Barbie Syndrome

The syndrome where a switch in the brain of fully capable woman turns off and she regresses back to a four year old playing with numerous Barbies whom only share one Ken doll. This usually happens under extreme stress when adult thinking is required yet she insists on obsessing over her hair, makeup, nails and clothes. Or, scrapping with her female colleagues, thereby letting the men get ahead.
When attempting to solve mathematical problems, I am suddenly afflicted with Barbie Syndrome. Barbie Syndrome rears its ugly head when I can't find the other shoe.
by Ms Linguis March 14, 2018
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relationship barbie

A relationship barbie is a person who thoroughly enjoys single life, but when they enter a relationship they become all-in, picture-perfect significant other.
- "He used to be such a man whore, but ever since he met Angela he's been a model boyfriend"

- "He's such a relationship barbie"
by HLS1215 September 19, 2013
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barbie stretching

The Photoshop practice of longitudinally stretching a photo of a female celeb or fashion model's body, to look tall and thin like Barbie.
These days you'd need to use a helluva lot of barbie stretching to make J-Lo look any good.
by catmanpu January 28, 2014
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Yams Barbie

A girl dressed like barbie who has a big fat juicy ass
You see the girl dressed like yams Barbie for the Barbie premiere?
by wrestlingboy4 August 06, 2023
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neon barbie

a girl that is very bright,colorful and loud.most importantly,she's a gay magnet.gay men flock to her and she does not go anywhere with her entourage of gay men.
two gay men are talking
guy 1:damn, i hella love julia.
guy 2:yeah, me to.it's because she's a neon barbie.
by love them so:) July 08, 2010
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Barbie Boy

An effeminate white boy who is obsessed with superficial things like clothes and social status. He's usually pale, blue-eyed blond.
Man 1: "Your clothes are cheap and your skin is not white and delicate like mine."
Man 2: "Shut up, barbie boy."
by Sorberino October 08, 2018
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