bald

kenneth

kenneth is bald lol

by megumi’s wife May 9, 2021

Bald-assed bitch

What you call someone after they warn you about a mistake after you’ve already made it

Beyoncé touches her eyes after eating super chili hot wings and then the host of Hot Wings warns “Don’t touch your eyes!” She yells, “I know NOW, you bald-assed bitch!”

by Luigi Pepperoni May 10, 2021

bald assclown

A bald headed assclown

Hairless finance manager who is acting like a bald assclown.

by Bil Gener June 1, 2012

Simons Bald Spot

Simon has a massive bald spot and needs help

Keshav: Simons bald spot is so hot
Lincoln: You know it i would lick his bald spot

by Sweet Cheeks the og June 7, 2023

Bald eagle

A name that you call when someone is hairy yet bald.

That cancer patient is a bald Eagle!

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

slap your bald friend day

slap your bald friend day is a day where you slap your bald friend on the head

june 15th

oh hey its slap your bald friend day today, SLAP!

by okayokaylala June 13, 2023

Bald

Not wanting to do Something or attend something.

John: u tryna go to the party at 8?

Mike: I’m bald.

Another example:

Mike: u wanna go swimming

John: I’m bald

by MattM. June 16, 2023