sad baked

When you cry so much you look baked/high.

“Hey do you see that girl crying?”

“Yea! She’s sad baked!”

by Heart been broke so many times April 11, 2020

skinny bake

tanning nude

skinny = nude
bake = tan

Also known as just casually being nude outdoors; usually at a beach.

girl - "I want to go to the nude beach!"

friend - "You don't even skinny bake."

by toetaytoe October 18, 2012

Bake and Bail

Directly after smoking marijuana, you leave and/or go to bed. Hence the term "bake" and "bail.

Opposite of Wake and Bake.

Bro 1: You think we good?
Bro 2: Yeah bro I'm roasted.
Bro1: Let me just be right back I'll go get snacks.
Bro 2: Speaking of that I got a project to do!
*Bro 2 leaves and goes home and passes the fuck out*

Tomorrow

Bro 1: Yo after you bake and bailed I smoked another bowl.
Bro 2: Why didn't you call me?!

by JDWJDWJDW February 22, 2012

Baked-Out

the point when, after smoking till you're high as a kite, you drift off into pass-out mode, the maryjane still slightly emitting a faint cloud around your face

Guy 1: "duudddeeee, haha check out Mark over there--"

Guy 2: "haha, wow he's totally baked-out man. looks like hes soared off to dream-land in his cloud of smoke"

by Aurea Dea March 8, 2011

titty bake

Primarily a topless beach, but also used to describe any form of topless sunbathing.

We're doin' Spring Break in Florida, man, every beach is a titty bake!

She is out by the pool, having herself a titty bake.

by Noradelle June 24, 2011

bake a cake

An expression used to showing how grateful and indebted you are to someone.

Contrary to popular opinion this does not come from the act of actually baking someone a cake to thank them. It actually comes from the dance move known as baking the cake. The baking the cake move can be considered a form of thanks between friends in a party context.

Thanks for letting me use your flat for the party. I'll bake a cake for you.

by ej159 January 7, 2009

bake a cake

Snorting chop coke will cause you to sound and feel like you baked a cake in your nose

You look and sound like shit...what did you bake a cake last night?

by Dr. Sueme June 16, 2013