Flavoring the burrito 

Gerund phrase: when one is in bed and wraps him or herself in covers or a zipped-up sleeping bag and then proceeds to rip ass.

When sharing a bed with a sexy lady after a long night of drinking, flavoring the burrito instead of sharing a blanket could help get Jace a second date.

Flavoring the burrito by Shreadhead February 6, 2014

Ass-to-Ass Burrito 

A pink double-ended dildo, wrapped in a tortilla.

"It would be so cool to be in a blanket burrito. Burrito supreme. Smothered Burrito. Ass-To-Ass Burrito."
"Is that like a double ended dildo, but a burrito?"
"It's like a pink double ended dildo, wrapped in a tortilla."

Ass-to-Ass Burrito by MollyJen420swag May 29, 2014

Dollar Dick Burrito 

A method for hiding your money around your dick. Wrap your money around your dick as if you are making a burrito and the money is the tortilla and the dick is the meat. Then wrap a rubber band around it to make sure it stays in place. Then there is your Dollar Dick Burrito!!

Person 1: Where are you getting all that money from?
Person 2: My dick!
Person 1: What?!
Person 2: I'm using the Dollar Dick Burrito method. You should try it. Definitely keeps your money safe!

Dollar Dick Burrito by thatgirl2015 May 7, 2015

California Burrito 

A delicious and best burrito found in Faxican eateries, also known as a Cali Burrito. It is native to Southern California. The California Burrito consists of carne asada, cheese, Guacamole and French fries or potatoes rolled into a flour tortilla. Sour cream may be substituted for guacamole, though this not a true Cali burrito, just an imposter.

"I almost had a heart attack while eating a massive California burrito last night!"

California Burrito by nunnyo January 12, 2013

Bean Burrito 

Two hot chicks scissoring their engorged beans under a warm blanket on the couch.

She invited me for for Netflix and a bean burrito.

I could hear my sister and her friend doing the bean burrito during Game of Thrones. So I rubbed one out.

Bean Burrito by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2019

Five Layer Burrito 

Having sex with five mexicans over all five orifices of the body. (One in each ear, one in the mouth, ect.) Sour Cream is optional.

Denyce can get a five layer burrito for 85 cents, but only at taco belle.

Five Layer Burrito by human shark April 1, 2010

Texas Burrito

To defecate into a partners mouth and while mouth is full of feces the partner performs oral sex on you.

Jim:Last night I gave my wife a Texas Burrito and while she was performing she threw up all over me.
Jason:What's a Texas Burrito?
Jim:I pooped in her mouth then she blew me.
Jason:You're disgusting

Texas Burrito by bikermidget March 12, 2010