monkey burger

A sandwich made of two pieces of bread and a chunk of dried monkey shit.

Man, that sandwich tasted like a monkey burger

by Can't find my nipples November 11, 2015

Burger Hug

When you see someone at a barbecue and without realizing hugging that person whilst still holding your burger.

I was so happy to see Jane I didn't realize I gave her a burger hug!

by rkeitsock August 21, 2014

burger rage

When one becomes extremely angry and starts to assault the people working in various fast food establishments over a botched order. Vandalizing the establishment, yelling, throwing random objects around, and flapping ones arms wildly and in a threatening matter are some of the symptoms associated with burger rage. Burger rage has also been observed in fast food restaurants such as KFC, and various Mexican taco shops around the world even though they may not sell burgers.

The effect may be associated with the withdrawal one experiences from the various forms of preservatives and other chemicals contained within the food that replace neurotransmitters in the brain, which control mood and reasoning.

Fat fuck: I said I wanted a bacon cheese burger with extra clogger sauce!!!! This is low fat sauce!!!!!

Clerk: I'm sorry maam, but we ran out of clogger sauce.

Fat fuck: You ran out!! You ran out!! ARGhhhhhhh!!!!!! Motherfucker bitch you better give me some of the good stuff!!!!

Witness 1: Man that fat fuck has some serious burger rage!

Witness 2: Probably feinding her fix for the day. It will be on BoobTube by the end of the day.

by Alvarex March 24, 2011

Purse Burger

When Brandy is fully shithoused and hides Mcdoubles in her purse for sober Brandy in the morning/afternoon.

Fuck yes, just found this purse burger cause I’m so goddamn hungry.

by Vangaales May 23, 2018

chez burger

roblox voice line were a roblox human says "chez burger"

my fat ass "mmmm chez burger"

by mmmm chez burger November 7, 2022

Burger Bonanza

When you live in a fancy neighborhood where your neighbors don't think you belong, so you have a massive cookout and decorate your yard so after that day there is no doubt in anybody's mind that this is your hood now.

The people in Oakwood didn't realize this is my turf until I had the Burger Bonanza of 2020.

by Sideways23 April 28, 2020

barnyard burger

n. A bacon burger topped with chicken nuggets, especially at Wendy's

1: Dude I'm starving.
2: Yeah let's go to Wendy's, I could go for a barnyard burger right about now.

by TheBarnyardBurger August 3, 2009