microsoft bob

An operating system made by Microsoft in 1995. Instead of a "desktop," it used a "room," where all your programs were objects lying around the room. It also had little talking characters (including a dog named Rover) which tried to give helpful advice but were usually just annoying. If you've never heard of it before, do a search on it or something.

Have you ever used Microsoft Bob? That talking dog is so f*cking annoying!

by a different name May 30, 2006

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bobs evacuation

When a girl has to make up a reason to not have sex with a guy after she realizes he has a micropenis. Common bobs evacuations are "I have to attend a funeral" and "my grandma needs more home"

Rachael: So I heard you guys went all the way. How did it go?
Jordy: I thought it was gonna be good but I had to do a bobs evacuation.

by Davis1326 June 17, 2017

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Cult of Bob

The Cult of Bob is a cult in which people praise Bob the Almighty, in a religion known as Bobism.

Guy: Have you heard of the Cult of Bob?
Guy 2: Oh yeah! I’m in it!
Guy: What do you do in there?
Guy 2: Build temples, worship, invite people, climb the wall, do rituals…
Guy: Pls let me join…

by LegendaryWølf April 09, 2022

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Bob Lazar

This guy was hired by the US military to attempt to reverse-engineer an unknown physics defying air-craft - until he realized that keeping this technology a secret was a crime against humanity - so he came forward with his story. His college attendance was wiped from existence by the government in order to discredit him. We know that he actually DID go to MIT because of a newspaper article about Bob that the government seemingly missed.

Person 1: Did you hear that Bob Lazar was on an episode of The Joe Rogan Podcast?
Person 2: No is it good?
Person 1: Joe Rogan Podcast check it out!

by ReplexBoi April 29, 2021

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Bob Rossed

The act of surprising someone with a painting and/or print that features at least one happy little tree.

You just got Bob Rossed.
I'm gonna Bob Ross Susan today. She seems down and probably needs a happy little tree painting.
I'm Bob Rossing so hard this week.

by therealgaytor September 02, 2015

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