when i saw that kid scratching the paint on my car door, i got pissed blind and smashed his face into the fender.
by rip van finkel October 8, 2008

1.)A state of enlightenment which can only be obtained from after the loss of ones sanity.
2.)The world's best website ( Don't forget to 'Ask Ishbar' )
www.blindonion.net
2.)The world's best website ( Don't forget to 'Ask Ishbar' )
www.blindonion.net
by Blind Onion May 3, 2005

a goat that that does not have the luxury of vision. if a farmer was to have a choice between two of them it would be a really tough decision.
1. it is difficult to choose between two blind goats.
2. you: hey whats that blinded billy goats name?
farmer: that's arnot.
2. you: hey whats that blinded billy goats name?
farmer: that's arnot.
by porpoise September 26, 2005

"She was blind, but she could kinda see shapes. She kinda had to feel her way."
"Well, I guess that's what you call a blind job."
"Well, I guess that's what you call a blind job."
by AWS July 16, 2008

While having sex with a heavy set women(fat ass) you think you are vigorously pounding her vagina. She then informs you that your penis has not penetrated her yet. You then realize that all you have been doing is fucking her FUPA (Fat upper pussy area).
by Ledroe December 22, 2008

A misspelling of Blind Guardian, a power metal band from Germany. Only n00bs spell Blind Guardian like this.
by JakeTheRipper June 3, 2006

The strings of ejaculate formed between top and bottom eyelashes upon opening of the eyes after a facial.
by maxeamus March 8, 2003
