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broke-ass bitch 

someone who comes over just to 'borrow' your clothes, bags, and yo size 7 stilletos even though she's a size 9. someone who never orders anything at the restaurant but just finishes what you can't. someone who just convinces you guys to "chill" and just hang out because she can't afford to go somewhere you gotta spend money at. the one who fronts about her whereabouts, brands of clothing, and of course money, but when it comes down to it she aint got shit to say. someone who fronts and claims as being another "miss independent" but does everything of the above. how fucking annoying.
i invited her to kick it but she needed me to pick her up, drop her home, and while we was at the restaurant she tells me she aint hungry so she don't order nothin but when my order comes she eats 1/2 of it then decides she hungry again and orders something and asks me borrow money to pay off her reciept. what the fuck? what a broke-ass bitch.
broke-ass bitch by miss sasssy July 19, 2009
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Pick me ass bitch 

Someone who needs admiration and attention so badly, they put themselves on a pedestal and talk shit on others
"Hey man I'm pretty tired from working 12 hours today"

"That's fucking nothing, i run every morning and every evening on top of 15 hour shifts and scheduled gym time, pussy"

"Congrats you're a pick me ass bitch"
Pick me ass bitch by cuntgobbler December 15, 2018

weak ass bitch 

1. Little Lenny on the phone with Shauna. Syn: Lenny, Matt L, Little Matt, Flossy, Bitch.

2. Someone who has had their testicles removed, taken to South Carolina, and put in a drawer for safe keeping.
1. Is he still on the phone with her? What a weak ass bitch.

2. "Does Lenny need a cup?" "Nah man, he's a weak ass bitch"

classy ass bitch 

when a bitch knows she's a bitch but still is classy and sassy. a classy ass bitch also doesn't give a fuck what you think and is gonna stay a classy ass bitch no matter what kind of shit hoes and man whores put her through.
person 1: god she's such a whore
person 2: dude shut up she's just a classy ass bitch that knows what she wants

Boss ass bitch 

A boss ass bitch means a young respectable lady or matured woman who has overcame many obstacles or hardships to achieve success in which she has proclaimed herself as the ultimate queen bee.
"She a boss ass bitch, bitch, bitch."
Boss ass bitch by Trap Monroe February 2, 2018

fake ass bitch 

A Fake Ass Bitch --- is someone who attempts to fit in, or
go along with the "crew" but everyone knows when the Sh*T hits the fan, they are the first one to bail.

Or accoring to Tupac someone bobbing their head to this dope ass sh*t wearing khakis
"Hey Jimmy lets roll up on those jersey punks and wax them"
Jimmy-- yeah man I wanna get me some of that action
"Shut up Jimmy, everyone knows ur a Fake Ass Bitch
fake ass bitch by Wooith May 23, 2006

Stupid Crazy Ass Bitch Syndrome (SCABS)

Stupid Crazy Ass Bitch Syndrome (SCABS) is an extremely common disorder in females. SCABS infects more than 95% of females over the age of 43. Symptoms include idiocy, delusion, irritability, and overall extreme cuntish behavior. A woman with this syndrome is called a 'SCAB.' Unfortunately, SCABS can cause irritation, emotional distress, marital problems, and, in extreme cases, psychosis in the spouse or significant other.
My wife has a chronic case of Stupid Crazy Ass Bitch Syndrome (SCABS). She is just like a bloody real scab, the longer it's around the uglier it gets.