Skip to main content

Bestiality

Having sex with an animal you need top notch torture if you enjoy that shit it’s like having sex with a doge or a Viper just no
Bestiality is bad
by I eat doge for lunch December 4, 2020
mugGet the Bestiality mug.

Friends with Bestifits

Similar to friends with benefits, but the two have the added bonus of being best friends, or besties, so there's a double relationship.
Person 1: Yo, did you hear J. and P. hooked up at the party?

Person 2: No way, I thought they were so close, like besties.

Person 1: Ya, now they're Friends with Bestifits.
by DefinitelyNotJake December 17, 2008
mugGet the Friends with Bestifits mug.

Bestieality

The rule of Bestieality is you cannot date your best friend.
"Date you? Isn't that Bestieality?!"
by Lessee~Chan October 5, 2016
mugGet the Bestieality mug.

bestietine

like a valentine but with your bestie!
talia and fred are each other’s bestietine
by thomaseditson January 24, 2021
mugGet the bestietine mug.

Ultimate Super Awesome Mega Besties

When you are more than besties and will always be there for each other. You laugh at each others super lame jokes all the time! Ultimate Super awesome mega besties usually don't know how they became friends, they just upgraded from stranger to Ultimate Super Awesome Mega Besties
John: We are friends right?
Lisa: Of course! no im wrong
John: So we arent friends?
Lisa: No I meant we were Ultimate Super Awesome Mega Besties
by Labi June 18, 2013
mugGet the Ultimate Super Awesome Mega Besties mug.

bertier

A person who gets involved in high school activities like football or cheerleading because they think it will make them popular.

Bertier football players tend to care more about their armbands and highlight reel rather than being a good teammate.

Bertier cheerleaders think it will get them all the likes on Instagram.

Someone usually becomes a bertier because they watch movies that romantazie high school seinors. As freshmen a bertier thinks that one day they to will be having sex on the field after a football game while Creedence Clearwater Revival plays.

The name comes from Gary Bertier from the movie Remember the Titans.
Zack is on the football team just so he can wear his jersey to school on Fridays. What a bertier.
by Chudune78 June 17, 2018
mugGet the bertier mug.

Bestest

having all desirable elements, qualities, or characteristics; as good as it is possible to be. nothing possibly better
Lucy is the bestest person to come in to my life!
by This One Guy In Like March 18, 2020
mugGet the Bestest mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email