A Brad is someone (usually a college-aged male) who tries to impress women to hard and wears excessive amounts of brands such as Patagonia, or Vineyard Vines. Brad is your generic douchebag or "tough guy". Brad is notoriously known for thinking every single woman in the room likes him. Because of his great looks and great style, of course.
Wow that guy wearing a Patagonia hat and Patagonia shirt with those odd future socks on looks like a real brad.
by bigspoonerr March 02, 2018
by ilysmbrad July 28, 2021
brad is everything
by sintowin May 20, 2021
Brad is sexy sexy dilf that work as a pest killer and specilizes in killing german cokroaches, i want him to pin me down and suck on all my spots until theres no room to suck on me anymore, then i want him to fist me until i can barely funtion.
by bradismworshipper November 06, 2022
A very unwise non simp worthy creature that’s in love with Brady Andrulot but is too scared to admit it because of her recent failures in trying to pull him off.
She’s very persistent but it still gets her nowhere because Brady simply doesn’t like her
She’s very persistent but it still gets her nowhere because Brady simply doesn’t like her
by imnotchris7 September 24, 2020
by Hispano04 January 29, 2020
by fatcuntbrad December 14, 2018