Totally Baked

Missing you too Totally baked after last night's wild session. Text you later x
by milkywad February 17, 2018
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sad baked

When you cry so much you look baked/high.
“Hey do you see that girl crying?”

Yea! She’s sad baked!”
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baking a ham

To have a poop brewing inside one's bowels. Also used in reference to squeezing out this poop.
"Watch out, I'm baking a ham and may need to dart away suddenly."
" <after a door knock> Ocupado! Going to be a while, baking a ham in here."
by sweathamaddict May 25, 2017
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baking it up

A phase that you tell your girlfriend to make her think you're cooler than she is.
I'm looking forward to baking it up, it seems like a really laid back position.
by ImThatGirlfriend April 02, 2015
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Baked alabama

A sex move where you take minced onion and ginger drowned in hot sauce and put it in a stretched anal cavity before letting go of the rim of the reciever's ass, letting the mixture remain in their colon till they shit it out
by Alpharat53 July 25, 2017
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team baked

One of the most unstoppable PK teams out there (when we're not high on fuckin balls), the only team to poop on them is Moose Unit.
Dude: yo i heard team baked just beat team notorious pkers in a full out 5 vs 50. Chick: yeah Xth Kakashi took out 49.5 of them and W X V X W left cus he got 6 def on accident
by TeaLeavesSon September 08, 2009
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bake a cake

An expression used to showing how grateful and indebted you are to someone.

Contrary to popular opinion this does not come from the act of actually baking someone a cake to thank them. It actually comes from the dance move known as baking the cake. The baking the cake move can be considered a form of thanks between friends in a party context.
Thanks for letting me use your flat for the party. I'll bake a cake for you.
by ej159 January 07, 2009
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