Periodic table of awesomeness

Much like the periodic table of elements, but the elements are replaced with awesome things, and the name is changed to something much more awesome

Schools should stop teaching kids about the periodic table of elements. It is much more important that students learn all about the periodic table of awesomeness.

by qazxsw 13 January 24, 2013

Septic Tank of Awesomeness

Something that looks like shit (figuratively or literally), but is actually good. Named for the Hawthorn Hawks (AFL team) whose yellow and brown uniform makes them look like a septic tank of shit and piss, yet they are awesome despite the colour of their uniform.

Dane reckons the septic tank of awesomeness are gonna kick Geelong's arse tonight.

by munkychump April 4, 2013

la's totally awesome

A cheap power cleaner from God, Jesus, and Beyonce. Will clean the sin out of a college/high school party.

Usually cost a dollar

Josh: How I am going to clean this party mess up.
Kevon: LA's Totally Awesome will clean this shit in two seconds
Josh:I only have a dollar
Kevon: Good

by ___king_k___ October 8, 2017

unbelievably awesome

unbelievably awesome is what it feels like when a guy has eleven (!) syringes of his dick when he jacks off, cumgasms, and paints the wall when he blows his load everywhere.

Wow! I was taking care of my morning wood and I had an unbelievably awesome cumgasm and painted the wall ivory!

by USAF Cadet July 20, 2021

space awesome

Totally and completely awesome. In fact, beyond awesome. The qualifier for being space awesome is that it whatever it is must be as cool as a motherfucking spaceship. If it's not as cool as a motherfucking spaceship, it can't be space awesome.

Oh my God, Team America was space awesome!

by p'zone August 11, 2005

Working Here Is Awesome

A phrase used by suck-ups, brown nosers and slackers in the corporate world. Usually used by those who work from home a regular basis.

Working here is awesome because I get to work from home a lot!

by Rock Strongo March 3, 2007

Awesome Cougars

They are quite awesome! Most of the results on Google Images have an Awesome Cougar sucking his own dick, therefore, that makes him VERY AWESOME!

Did you see that Awesome Cougar sucking his own dick? We need more Awesome Cougars sucking their own dicks. It's a dick lick party, and everyones invited!

by AWESOME COUGARS! January 27, 2010