Flap Attack

When a woman attacks with her low hanging flappy vagina lips.

That girl’s va jj lips hang so low she smacked herself in the face with em while jogging. She flap attacked herself tryin to stay in shape.

by LeroyLooselips April 30, 2019

attacking the floor

Slang for falling on the ground. Used to save embarrassment.

Guy 1: Did you just fall?
Guy 2: No. I was attacking the floor.
Guy 1: Backwards?
Guy 2: I'm pretty talented, you know.

by bonelesspizza February 25, 2017

Pig Attack

A pig attack is the mobilization of internet comrades to leave one-star ratings on a targeted Facebook page, usually bringing a high average rating down to only one or two stars. The term gets its name from from a popular term among online anti-imperialist circles, "pigdog", which includes all of the negative connotations associated with pigs and running dogs.

The slanderous page laden with misrepresentations of fact was the target of a recent pig attack

by kimjongunstoppable March 6, 2018

Penile Attack

A penile attack can happen when your penis gets attacked by anything in any way, leaving it unusable.

Jimmy's penis suffered a penile attack.

by AngryNoodleMan69 February 21, 2022

Bongcloud Attack

A chess opening that is very funny and goes like this:
1. e4 e5
2. Ke2

The opening is named after Lenny Bongcloud and popularized by Hikaru Nakamura on Twitch.

Jeff: "What is the best opening in chess?"
Person of culture: "The Bongcloud Attack."

by Polterkill April 22, 2022

Pat Attack

Emotional distress caused by a waiter screwing up the order.

“Supreme Patty (aka 4650 Marmo aka Mirasol Judea) had a Pat Attack because the dude at islands forgot to write down ‘no pickles’"

by Jacobcod October 2, 2018

Shark Attack

A term used to reference somebody who is very intoxicated or hungover that is experiencing explosive diarrhea while projectile vomiting uncontrollably. Derived from a shark exploding out of the water.

"Yo, there is shit and throw up all over the floor in the bathroom.... WTF?!"

"Yeah, that girl who was blacked out had a shark attack bro, absolutely disgusting"

by yaboythe ssd December 6, 2017