Tid-Bat

when someone is just trying to say tad-bit but messes up the vowels.

Ethan said, "I'm a tid-bat pissed right now." Then Ashley laughs, "It's a tad-bit, not a tid-bat."

by sugar pie honey bunch April 25, 2009

switch bat

or bat switch. term used to describe a male who masturbates with the opposite hand in which they write with.
ie: right handed male who masturbates with his left hand or a left handed male who "bats" right.

I switch bat.
Did you know Jack switch bats?
Its easier to bat switch.
Wow, he bats switch?

by Disaster squad April 3, 2006

Batting in the shade

To be disoriented. Term is derived from baseball, when shadows covering the field make it difficult for batters to gauge the speed of pitches.

My friend was totally batting in the shade when he was trying to order a drink after he spilled the last one all over the bartender.

When I woke up in that guy's bed, trying to find my clothes on the floor was like batting in the shade.

by oneflipflop January 16, 2009

Pork Bat

Another name for the human penis.

I was at the gym and some dude was cruising the locker room swinging his pork bat.

by sdtopensied June 30, 2014

City Bat

A crow

Those damn city bats were dive-bombing me when I was trying to get home with groceries!

by skin-e-g July 8, 2016

bat af

short for bat as fuck, this is a new way for youngsters to say "batty" or super batty, in fact.

Dude devin, you are bat af right now.

OMG... Maddy, you are bat af, you don't have to frikin yell every time in the classroom.

Dude did you see that, Devin was being totally bat af when he asked all those girls out?

Babyface is bat af everyday

by Mr. Cluckerz November 18, 2016

soggy bats

When someone's has soft punches

"You have soggy bats"

by Leah Charles worth July 29, 2017