Poop Bat

A large bat made up of feces of the runny vampire variety, usually reddish brown in color and exist solely within the Pathfinder universe. The first noted example was discovered by a non-binary Dhampir named Sara "Without the H"

"EEK"! "It's a Poop Bat, don't let it touch you or at least keep it off your skin".
-Shrieked a non-binary Dhampir named Sara "Without the H"

by NuffleButter May 28, 2023

Pork Bat

Another name for the human penis.

I was at the gym and some dude was cruising the locker room swinging his pork bat.

by sdtopensied June 30, 2014

soggy bats

When someone's has soft punches

"You have soggy bats"

by Leah Charles worth July 29, 2017

Snaking a bat

Smoking the remaining drugs in a pipe. Usually refers to the resin coating the inside of the stem, or the last bit of someone's bag.

"What are you doing?"
"Snaking a bat."
"Aw, you snaked what was left in my bowl!? That's all I had left!!"

by Bottom-feeder Beater October 24, 2019

cold bat

The cold bat is when one wakes up at 4 am in the morning and takes off all of their clothes (assuming that they do not sleep naked) then walks over to the bathroom to stroke their penis until it is erect, then proceeds to slap their penis onto the cold surface of the toilet.

I was challenged by my friend once to do a cold bat while my parents are sleeping.

by ObamaPear April 24, 2020

bat af

short for bat as fuck, this is a new way for youngsters to say "batty" or super batty, in fact.

Dude devin, you are bat af right now.

OMG... Maddy, you are bat af, you don't have to frikin yell every time in the classroom.

Dude did you see that, Devin was being totally bat af when he asked all those girls out?

Babyface is bat af everyday

by Mr. Cluckerz November 18, 2016

Crimson Bat

A female, on her period, tags another person by spreading her labia and laying them on a person's body leaving a bloody image of a red bat.

"Dude... Lauren totally left a Crimson Bat on your back..."

by Sloppytacollama June 29, 2019