tool-aid

The cream that comes out of a dick.

That girl just got a mouth full of my tool-aid!

by saltnpeppa2 December 1, 2009

Mega Aids

Stage 5 of Cooties.
Once you get Mega Aids, you won't revert back

"Dude, I wish I had Mega Aids."
"Bro, be weary of what you wish for, it might just come true."

by Jink Horberrett August 11, 2018

virtual AIDS

the effect free internet porn can have on your computer without proper "virtual protection" like Kaspersky and AVG condoms, giving you all kinds of nasty diseases like trojans, spyware, and malware.

virtual AIDS can then be transferred from computer to computer, similar to the real AIDS

i didn't have any good forms of virtual protection, so my computer contracted virtual AIDS, and now all my friends have it too :)

by GBurn387 June 23, 2009

kool aid

anyone's main squeeze...boy/girl friend

i can't believe this kat is tryin to dip into my kool aid!

by Anonymous June 11, 2006

kool aid

Powdered, mixable drink. Often referred to as Kiddie Crack, Special K, or Cult Punch. Flavours are never referred to as actual foods, just the colours they are, probably due to the fact that it's just dyed sugar. Except when you mix it in water, it tastes like fucking WATER. They make you add 4 bags of damn sugar until it actually is just coloured sugar! Who the hell makes kool aid anyways?

Kid 1: Hey, you got any kool aid?
Kid 2: Hell yeah man, I've got blue, purple, and red.
Kid 1: Well damn, blue sounds good.
Kid 2: Chyea, gettin' hopped up on the K.

by Hextacy December 30, 2006

Kook-Aid

An elixir (either tangible or intangible) one drinks that exacerbates sometimes an already tainted belief system and emboldens the drinker to act upon said beliefs. Very similar to kool-aid, but the drinker of this drink is already a bit nutty, whereas kool-aid drinkers are sane, yet gullible.

The anti-abortion protesters all gathered 'round the entrance to the clinic and chanted, having previously imbibed themselves with their kook-aid.

by valpalas December 14, 2009

Herp-Aids

1. When someone shows any visible signs of could be an STD; what you say to the person and their family to make them feel worse and to engender laughter from their friends.

2. The extremely contagious green fire that surrounds players and bots when tagged while playing "virus" game mode in Time Splitters 2.

1."Oooooh, look at that nigga mouth. He got Herp-aids!"

2. Keep that stupid fucking monkey away from me. I will blow that shit the fuck up, I do not want Herp-Aids

by donkeypuncher23456 December 16, 2008