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tits on you

If you don't leave sufficient time for the security line at the airport, and subsequently miss your flight, well, tits on you.
by jerkyboy68 May 21, 2013
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Tits in the Bum

The art of placing a womans tit/boob/breast into a mans anus. This is a fairly difficult task often needing a regular sized breast that can be easily manouvered to enter the butt hole of the man. It is entirely the mans decision what is done with the breast once insersion is complete
"my girlfriends gives the best tits in the bum"
"ah god my b hole still hurts after i got my tits in the bum"

"Brian: wow look at the cans on her!
John: They are lovely, but far to big for my bum
Brian: i would be able to cop that tit"
by Glenn Derr January 2, 2012
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rubber-titted

A derogatory adjective usually accompanied by vapid, fake, or stupid, and followed by bimbo. May be directed toward a woman (or twink) who is considered both fake and dull. Generally, blonde actresses, often porn stars, who cannot carry on a conversation for the memory span of a goldfish nor perform their job exceedingly well.
Person #1: Oh my god! Megan Fox is sooo fucking hot.

Person #2: That rubber-titted, plastic, airhead-of-an-actress?
by lesbionix June 29, 2010
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Tummy Tit

The excess of abdomen that overflows due to someone insisting on wearing pants that are several sizes too small to prevent having to come to terms with the fact that they are no longer small enough to wear the majority of their wardrobe.
"Poor girl, she has no mirror or friends that are good enough to tell her she has a tummy tit."
by icerose626 October 7, 2011
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snail tit

A droopy boob or nipple that sags down

A sweaty boob that leaves a sweat stain under the boob area on a shirt

A snail with tits
“Yo did you see jessica’s nudes ?”
“Yeah she’s got some major snail tits
by snailtittylit July 21, 2018
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Tit bacon

The excess skin everyone has that’s next to the top of your arms. It shows when your wearing a tank top.
Nice shirt Alice I can totally see your tit bacon
by How’sitgoing July 4, 2018
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crazed tits

a girl who cant calm there tits
Britney wont calm her crazed tits
by boield April 23, 2019
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