by Yeetus yeetus self deletus July 8, 2021
Get the shift f3mug. A turn at following your dog around with a baggie to get your stash back. Shifts typically last 3 days.
by myk247365 July 14, 2025
Get the Labrador Shiftmug. A gesture to when the government finds out a particular individual has died and, as a result of them finding out, that individual’s rights change. This change consists in them permanently losing some of their legal rights and protections; as well as having many of their other rights and protections significantly weakened.
Kade: Where were you last Friday? You never showed to attend the meeting we had scheduled to talk about our group project.
Hannah: Sorry about that. My mom died of cardiac arrest and I had to deal with all of the government paperwork related to her owing taxes, make her burial arrangements, get a legal pronouncement of death to begin the work necessary to acquire death certificates for her, tell all of my relatives about her passing, and arrange for her pet cat to find a new home.
Kade: I’m sorry for your loss. How are you holding up with all of this?
Hannah: I am doing alright. I’ve already taken care of most of the important tasks that I have to take care of. My only major concern is the rights shift. Considering she died, most her legal rights and protections have either been greatly weakened or eliminated; and as her only living child, the responsibility of monitoring the government to ensure they appropriately enforce those rights and protections in the event that certain crimes, like grave robbery, occur falls to me. This is especially concerning given that I heard that a series of grave robberies that appear to be related to each occurred in some of the towns that are nearby the town she is buried, which they have not been able to find and identify the perpetrator yet.
Kade: I can definitely see why you are concerned given the situation and everything going on.
Hannah: Sorry about that. My mom died of cardiac arrest and I had to deal with all of the government paperwork related to her owing taxes, make her burial arrangements, get a legal pronouncement of death to begin the work necessary to acquire death certificates for her, tell all of my relatives about her passing, and arrange for her pet cat to find a new home.
Kade: I’m sorry for your loss. How are you holding up with all of this?
Hannah: I am doing alright. I’ve already taken care of most of the important tasks that I have to take care of. My only major concern is the rights shift. Considering she died, most her legal rights and protections have either been greatly weakened or eliminated; and as her only living child, the responsibility of monitoring the government to ensure they appropriately enforce those rights and protections in the event that certain crimes, like grave robbery, occur falls to me. This is especially concerning given that I heard that a series of grave robberies that appear to be related to each occurred in some of the towns that are nearby the town she is buried, which they have not been able to find and identify the perpetrator yet.
Kade: I can definitely see why you are concerned given the situation and everything going on.
by Vanguard 1998 April 13, 2021
Get the the rights shiftmug. A certain member of the LBC monkey house...the ultimate person to get the shift on a night out. A great woman to pull,as many a man of Long Beach will know,having fallen under her spell!
by Dirty Little Shithead October 10, 2011
Get the Shifting Machinemug. There are three shifts to work on the fire department a ABC shift, both the A shift and the C shift agree that B shift is the worst shift.
The phrase “ Fucking B shift” commonly used by A and C shifters. Did the B shift check out the truck this morning. Probably not fucking ab shift
by Lil-p May 24, 2023
Get the The B shiftmug. Sleeping with a fat chick and then your mates come and do her afterwards.
One by one, each time you 'shift the bitch'.
One by one, each time you 'shift the bitch'.
by maddonkey May 20, 2009
Get the bitch shiftedmug. When you have your last work shift before vacation. Usually this day is either extremely slow, extremely busy, or customers are extra rude. But when you finally clock out for the day it feels SO much better than clocking out of a normal shift, because you now have no more work shifts between then and your vacation, so you can fully relax now.
I had my vacation shift yesterday and it was a long and slow day, but now I get to look forward to being on a plane on vacay and I don't have to get through any more work shifts between now and then!!!!!!
by Pialinist July 10, 2024
Get the Vacation Shiftmug.