by blackrift November 3, 2021
Get the jet morganmug. An absolutely stunning lad, with a jawline like a razor blade. any girl he interacts with struggles to control their sexual energy and usually instantly orgasm on sight of the mairy hairy himself. He strolls around gracefully, striking a smile to those who are blessed enough to pass his godly presence. his figure is that of greek god figures and any shirt he attempts to wear, rips amongst his gorgeous pecks. he can stop time at will and uses this ability to its absolute maximum, using it to completely destroy the minorities that stand before him. only one man has laid hands on Morgan Harris, that man instantly died upon the impact of his own fist, completely de-atomized without a chance to retaliate. Not much is known about the mairy hairy so i am afraid that this is all we have at this current moment in time.
holy shit, I walked around the corner and before i even set my eyes on him, i burst into an instant orgasm through the presence of Morgan Harris}
by caprisondude69420 September 21, 2019
Get the Morgan Harrismug. by End proppy July 6, 2022
Get the Morgan Raynermug. ‘Someone who lacks a gentile approach and thinks locals are always superior. Tends to like when authority favors then but is quick to burn the place down when they don’t get their way. Definitely totally didn’t sleep with their boss’
by True Crime Replay January 26, 2022
Get the Local Morganmug. by .bottom.for.levi. March 22, 2022
Get the Derek Morganmug. by imkyle February 25, 2021
Get the Morgan Parkmug. A sexual act involving filling an empty pie crust with cum and having your partner eat said pie afterwards.
Variations include throwing the filled pie at your partners face for a comedic clown like scenario.
Variations include throwing the filled pie at your partners face for a comedic clown like scenario.
by Silver_Screamo July 25, 2009
Get the Crusty Morganmug.