Hamster cock

An extremely small penis which is mostly prone to be apart of people called Harry.
Random Guy:OMG bro you have such a Hamster Cock!
by Peter-File101 September 08, 2019
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hamster gangster

A jrod specifically a short one who dresses like a gangster and tries to be one but is so small you can't see them

~creator
Look at jrod he is a hamster gangster.
by Creator January 05, 2016
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Hamster cage water

What sane people use to describe the devils drink..... Tequila.
John: "Dude! You wanna shot of cuervo?"
Lance: "I'm not drinking that hamster cage water."
by Lanceroni May 13, 2018
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Lazy hamster

A single point which someone hyper fixates so heavily on being wrong, they forget everything else ok with the whole.
Sometimes ultimately making the whole worse then it was, if the lazy hamster had been left alone.
I just remembered I forgot to colour in that one button on the characters shirt, I should go back.

What? No you’re painting was fine, just leave it. It’s not worth it.

No, no, the teacher’s going to be able to tell I’ll just go back and ask if I can get it.

Nah man don’t, it’s just a lazy hamster.
by Kibblebip January 13, 2022
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big hamster thing

Big hamster thing, it's a big hamster thing. Aka a guinea, only the hottest species out there. You can only find the best tasting ones in Peru, extra raw
A big hamster thing is super cute and super fluffy just like my pillow!
by Cat.rw January 12, 2018
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greedy hamster

A selfish fuckbag who only looks out for ones self interest and prosperity
Brandon screwed the crew over $2.50 on payroll that greedy hamster
by Timmy t-ReX July 04, 2017
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Hamster syndrome

A term used to refer to the sudden death of an individual due to an unexpected, inexplicable cause.

Originates from a fake Reddit post, that later became a meme.
He, unfortunately, fell victim to the hamster syndrome while cutting tomatoes.
by rslinuxguy December 07, 2023
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