flat tire

In poker, a hand that needs a jack to improve.

"If I don't get a jack on the river, my straight's gonna be a flat tire."

by Coell May 13, 2005

4 flat

This means a girl is flat on both sides. No boobs or ass and, is every skinny. It's a very offencive word to say though..

Damn, that girl 4 flat!

by Mitkatten yo! March 09, 2010

Flat Iron

A fat woman with no breasts

guy 1:Omg why cant i score tonight
guy 2:Are you not getting owt?
guy 1:Only flat irons
guy 2: Ouchhhh

by Dougsey June 07, 2009

flat tire

when a girl sits down and her stomach's rolls look like a flat tire

damn look at that fat bitch's flat tire!

by Tin January 26, 2004

Flat Fuck

A person, usually of the opposite sex, who barely meets your fuck standards.

Malcolm: "Tina's ass is dive-worthy but her face pisses me off!"

Jebediah: "Yeah man, she's definitely a flat fuck and nothing more."

by Ohaooa May 01, 2008

flat earther

A person who challenges the beliefs that they are told through school and do experiments to find that the earth is truly flat. Smartest people on PLANE earth

Don't dissmiss it because it sounds stupid
No flat earther wants to be rediculed but the truth is the truth and it will set you free
Google' Eric Dubay 200 reasons why earth is not a spinnning ball

Have you seen the boats going over the curvature

No- the earth is flat, take a good telescope and it will be back, I'm a flat earther

by Flatearth April 09, 2017

Flat Ham

Pressing ones ass against the glass (i.e. car window) and mooning someone.

Some guy gave me the finger, so I gave him a flat ham right back.

by PhilMacCracken November 26, 2010