Batman

Batman is a superhero, duh, he drives the bat mobile and likes to come out at night to destroy villains, most favorite, the Joker. He parades on his saving the world escapades dressed all in black, looking like a bat, obviously. Though during the day he leads his double life as a normal, handsome, hardworking man. So, he has a secret identity, but the real secret is many think his name is Bruce, but it's actually Paul.

Batman : Yes, so here's the thing, my name is Bruce.

Girl (who knows him) : No actually, it's Paul.

Batman : Shh, don't tell people it's fun having a secret, secret identity.

Girl : Right,... no one ever said you were sane...

by itstopsecretinformation July 12, 2013

Batman Schmeh

A phrase used in place of any actual words in a conversation between two teenage girls with multi-colored hair. Variants of this phrase such as "Batman crunch schmeh" "Crunch Man Bat Schmeh" or "man crunch schmeh bat derp" are also commonly used for variety.

I heard these two retarded girls talking the other day, they were like screaming "BATMAN SCHMEH" at each other and then at the cars on the road.

by violentTardface2.0 March 4, 2011

The Batman Game

The act of dressing in a leather S&M gear and masturbating using auto-erotic asphyxiation. One who partakes is called the Batman, but any bystander or partner is the Robin.

Zach: Did you hear about bobby?
Ted: No what happened?
Zach: He died playing the batman game last night with Luke. He suffocated, it's pretty sad.
Ted: Damn, I still can't believe Luke Robin-ed him too.

by Daaaaaaiiiiiisssyyyyyyyyyyyy November 15, 2011

Batman

Dar. Him.

Person: "Is that him?"
Person 2: "yes that's him. Batman."

by shh0w2020 May 16, 2023

Going Batman

When one goes poop with the whole toilet seat up.

George: Why is your butt all wet?
Brad: I was Going Batman and I fell in.

by hubcapStan May 17, 2023

I’m Batman

I’m Batman isn’t a term used when a man fights crime, but a term when a man is fighting to not end it all, really it is a cry for help

I’m Batman

by Pandapiers June 12, 2023

batman

vengence
justice
the night
batman is what Todomu is not

“woah look it’s todomu”
“he’s not batman y’know”
“damn bro that’s crazy”

by augugugugugugugugugugugug_1 June 23, 2023