Two-stroke Barbeque

When a guy doesn't take very long in bed, averaging only about two strokes before the job is done.

Not as much fun or filling as a real barbeque.
-"Hey girl, did you hook up with your boy last night?"

-"Yeah, but we ended up only having a two-stroke barbeque, if you know what I mean."
by Black Cobra September 14, 2011
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I had a stroke

Something that makes so little sense, that it seems like the other person had a stroke.
Grandpa: buh bred tge ckep tgys Youth: r/i had a stroke
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Drizzy Three Stroke

Drake: " Alright there are many positions i like but i have one favorite that i call the Drizzy Three Stroke. First I turn the gurl over and she arches her butt up, then i hit her with the one, the two and then the three. Then I lean over and whisper in her ear....oh na na whats my name?" lol
Drake: Bend over girl so i can give you the "Drizzy Three Stroke"

Girl: okay mmm i can't wait

Drake: uhhh 1, 2, 3!

Girl: Again! Again!
by Drakelove January 12, 2011
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Stroke break

when a group of companions step outside for a quality smoke
hey man i had a shitty day wanna have a stroke break
by neeek September 16, 2006
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Stroke of Genius

when a person actually has a stroke that parallelizes them completely but through their new found debilitation they find the time to learn great deals of information and become a genius.
After Demetri had his Stroke of Genius he got all As in high school.......

Tom: Awww I feel so bad for Demitri, he had a stroke!

Ethan: Nawww dude it was a Stroke of Genius, now he knows nuclear psychics. lucky bastard.

Tom: Wow that is pretty cool! I wish I could have a stroke!

Ethan: You mean a Stroke of Genius? Nobody actually wants to have a stroke, those are terrible.

Ethan: Yeah I know. I was making a joke.

Tom: Dude don't joke about strokes. Theres nothing funny about them....asshole.
by little building December 10, 2007
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Self-Service Stroke

When the dog tries to find his own sexual pleasure by using your arm as a self service checkout.
Jimothy: Look at Jeremiah coming for a self-service stroke.

Oswald: He looks like he's only going for half.

Jimothy: Yes, he has not collected all of his items.
by Socially Awkward Panda August 11, 2011
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slow stroke king

Apparently the slow stroke king is Drake in a song called Mr. Right Now
But he really ain't all that
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by dfghjkldfsf December 10, 2020
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