Roach News Network

Roach News Network is a news source that covers a wide range of topics including
-politics
-controversial people
-conspiracy's
-random topics
It's CEO Asmongold is fair and try to see both sides of an argument although his bias sometimes gets in the way he is still right 95% of the time

Person1: Roach News Network is the only trustworthy news source

Person2: no you're just retarded

Person1: at least i don't doomscroll reddit all day unlike you

by hell's playwright Louis January 29, 2025

Human roach

When humans are like greedy fat roaches or when they do things roaches do

My father is a human roach

by Nether man above the stars May 30, 2021

fetty roach

A guy who smokes weed and likes to chill but will take your girl and shoot you in the face

Oh i heard fetty roach is coming tonight

by TheTrapGawd March 16, 2017

Dan roach

Sexiest man you'll ever meet, often cannot be found like finding a rare pokemon.

Sam: Yo I think I just found Dan Roach Ashik: ye man that guy was pretty fit tbf

by Big Tube January 06, 2023

Roach Roller

Joey Bdez.

Joey Bdez is a roach roller.

by Kayeeks January 18, 2023

Dope Roach

1) Someone who scrounges the dirty floor for meth droppings like a cockroach does for food.

Look at this dope roach carpet surfing for some meth i dropped..

by Duffs Dad May 15, 2024

Roach Gang

Roach gang is a term to describe a group of people who you truly despise they also are spotted walking weirdly

Girl1 why are they walking like that
Girl2 oh it’s just the roach gang

by Djjddksbrittney October 03, 2019