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Monster cables

Useless, insanely overpriced, mediocre quality brand of AV cables. Audiophiles, with their usual tendency to suspend all reason and common sense, spend hundreds of dollars on them but cannot tell the difference between Monster Cables and coat hanger wire. Famous for selling gold-plated fiber-optic cables, which further demonstrate their customers' astounding lack of actual scientific knowledge.
Who on earth would pay $485 for a wooden volume knob? Oh yeah, the same idiots who pay $100 for a six foot HDMI link from Monster Cables.
by Texas Dex June 13, 2008
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The Cooter Monster

A huge monstrous vagina that is as hairy as Chewbacca nuts and it's stretched out so far and very very saggy. It's devours men and women as it is a bisexual. Plus it is also dripping with ganerea. ALso it has 15 rows of cock chewing, pussy ripping, asshole munching teeth. Finally it is 15 feet tall and 1 ton of pure cooter.
Asian man - Oh no rook, it's the Cooter Monster! It come to devour Hong Kong!
by Nico The Italian Stallion & RJ January 28, 2009
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The Monster Truck

The act of inserting four fingers clinched into a fist into a female's vagina and four fingers clinched into a fist into her anus, also known as 4x4'n
Mike drove the monster truck through jackie and ruinned the path.
by RattlesnakeRick February 4, 2010
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undie monster

a mythical beast that steals your undies in the middle of the night whilst you are sleeping, most often after consuming copious amounts of alcohol.
The undie monster paid me a visit last night.
by E. Ho September 27, 2009
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trilla monster

This term refers to the ultimate gangster--someone with massive swagger and who is always fly.
Damn, did you see that guy walk in the club? He was a trilla monster--he was makin' it rain and his swag is on full attack.

That nigga come correct 24/7. He a trilla monster for sure
by gangster8tor January 10, 2011
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mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.
may we all be mud monsters.”
by matmudmonster September 18, 2021
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Pie Monster

Someone or something that enjoys the sweet sensation that is pie.
'The pie monster was rampaging through the village, and depriving them of pie'
by Spotteh January 17, 2010
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