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kevin

a man who wears glasses. But for some reason he thinks he is sexy af but is really not someone you want to look at. He also has a taste for adventure and testing people. A recent example of that is spending 280$ on a Carey Price picture. Even thou he knew his wife would be deeply disappointing in him like most of his decisions cause on a regular basis. He also has three sons. He always calls the middle one the favorite to boost his confidence. But, when elfie looks at them he knows Nona's and cecilia's favorite son is Sebastian.
Your're such a Kevin
( a word used to show great disappointment in someone by calling them that)
It is usually referred to as a k-word and should never be said in front of someone below 14 years old.
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Kevin

Little and tiny asshole who have a small and almost non-visible dick
That dumbass is almost as stupid as Kevin
by HugeDick 07 September 5, 2019
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Kevin

A flaming homosexual and the bitchiest man alive. All people named Kevin are generally douchebags. Kevins have an inordinate amount of butt sex. Their asses are well lubed machines literally. Kevins like to hump random people in the parking lots of grocery stores.
Watch yo ass, Kevin is comin'!

We need beverages cuz I don't like water.
by captainjord3 December 9, 2010
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Kevin

HE IS A DOUCHE BAG WHO LIKES TO MAKE FUN OF YOU ON URBAN DICTIONARY. HIS PULL OUT GAME IS WEAK AS HELL AND HE HAS SEX WITH TREES FOR LIVING. HE ALSO IS A THOT WITH A STD
KEVIN LIKES TO HAVE SEX WITH A WOMAN WITH A STD
by The nicest person ever April 6, 2017
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Kevin

Is a little faggot who complains about anything and everything. Usually thinks he’s cool for doing something that is popular, but makes it unpopular. Always needs a haircut, and always goes after girls that aren’t interested in him. In short kevins need to kill themselves
Kevin: Do you wanna date?
Girl: No, go kys
by BlackBoyChistopherwalk November 7, 2018
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Kevin

look at kevin trying to brag about his stuff he fronts so much gay ass bitch
by angelo_s September 5, 2016
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Kevin

An faggot asian with a really small dick, he hates weeaboos but is one so he is basically Hitler. Gets really salty on skype and when somebody calls him gay on skype and he is not far from it. Plays minecraft with black girl and spanish girl.
"Dude stop being a Kevin."

"I'M BEING GAY RIGHT NOW FUCKING KYS YOU WHITE NIGGER TRASH FAGGOT."
by PussyBoi123 February 11, 2017
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