smoke the goose

jack said “hey mike wanna cone round mine and smoke the goose”
by Connelly February 18, 2018
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Mother-Goosing

the act of cockblocking someone, but with Weed because one is "looking out for another's best interest"
Stop Mother-Goosing the weed. Whatever, whatever, I do what i want !
by Phikeia229 December 14, 2009
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Snuggle Goose

A very unattractive women in which one regularly has sexual relations with.
Guy 1: "Dude, why the fuck does Theresa keep grinning at you?"

Guy 2: "Because she's my snuggle goose."

Guy 1: "That's gross as fuck."
by John blackdick October 09, 2013
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Goose cunt

An Aussie saying for someone who does stupid shit and is just a dickhead in general. It is used similarly to the word “Shit cunt” which is also an Australian slang.
“Yeah, hes/shes a goose cunt” or “Yeah, he/she was acting like a goose cunt” etc.
by uncle barry mate June 19, 2020
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Golden Goose


A sexual act, performed by one female in the middle, surround by five males,
She has a penis in her vagina, her asshole, her mouth and one in each hand, and then proceeds to perform a flapping motion, like that of a goose in flight.
Both hands move up and down, her mouth moves up and down, and she thrusts forwards and backwards with her hips, performing a sex act on each penis.

'did you hear about (insert name here)'
'no what happened'
'The guys golden goosed her'
'SLUT'
by rhys[scb] July 04, 2008
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goose egg

a zero..nada...nafin'
Slim Shady went for the dunk..came up short and got the goose egg.
by Anonymous September 24, 2003
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goosed

to have the mic taken out of u. if someone was to impersonate you in a comedic way. to make fun of.
'youve been goosed'
'don't goose me'
'they are goosing him'
by seren black November 04, 2009
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