redneck dildo

a rusty trailer hicth

she enjoined a redneck dildo in the corn field

by dert butter March 4, 2018

Special Dildo

A penis-shaped contraption made out of nails and spikes that is shoved up the ass for the ultimate torture. Its purpose is to remove human insides. Most of them are built for infants.

eyy motherfuckear whant this god damn uh Special Dildo man eyyy???????

by IhaveHIV January 1, 2021

Hillbilly dildo

It is Kentuckian for «corn cob»

Person A: I can go for some hillbilly dildo tonight.
Person B: You can go for hillbilly dildo every night.

by Cezanne 57 August 7, 2021

Dildo glob

A person who acts like a penis, and in general looks like one

Brigid L. Is a dildo glob

by Rhyeit July 28, 2016

Natural Dildo

Yet another way to say penis... Just what the world needed

1: Have you fucked a Natural Dildo?
2: No I'm still a virgin I've only used plastic ones.

by SlightlyMango February 4, 2022

Pink dildo

Pink panthers shlong

Bro 1:Wanna try the new pink dildo?
Bro 2:Hell Yeah!

by Xerts March 5, 2022

Dildo Scabbard

A sheath for the shaft of a long dildo, typically made of leather or metal.

With a steely gaze, Steph returned her giant toy to its dildo scabbard for safe keeping.

by kuhlschool February 6, 2018