A boy with light brown hair and blue eyes and a ugly face and picks his nose. A huge baseball fan but he also probably secretly likes boys too but I am whateves I don't judge.
by MadGirl101 December 14, 2017
Get the Cooper Blanchardmug. To cloop in your coop so bad you need to cooperate to the hoards of unwieldy fowl about to peck your eyes out if you don't cooperate and sign this contract right now and submit to cockscrocksLMT immediately
Cooperate;
You: Dear god
Fowl: The harvest has come
You: OKAY FUCK I'LL SIGN YOUR DAMN CONTRACT I'LL STOP FONDLING YOUR EGGS
You: Dear god
Fowl: The harvest has come
You: OKAY FUCK I'LL SIGN YOUR DAMN CONTRACT I'LL STOP FONDLING YOUR EGGS
by SumptuousAbalone April 6, 2024
Get the Cooperatemug. 
1 • Is not a safety
• A cornerback who will lockdown your number one
• CB1
2. • Is Cornerback one
• locked down your number one option
• A punt returner
• Almost cribbed the punt return
• Be locking down your slot
3. • Super Bowl Champion
• Aquarius
• The first player in Super Bowl history to intercept a pass or score a touchdown on his birthday
• Returned a poor throw by Kermit 38 yards for a TD to give Philadelphia a 17-0 lead over Kansas City in the second quarter
• A cornerback who will lockdown your number one
• CB1
2. • Is Cornerback one
• locked down your number one option
• A punt returner
• Almost cribbed the punt return
• Be locking down your slot
3. • Super Bowl Champion
• Aquarius
• The first player in Super Bowl history to intercept a pass or score a touchdown on his birthday
• Returned a poor throw by Kermit 38 yards for a TD to give Philadelphia a 17-0 lead over Kansas City in the second quarter
Person 1: *Mentions Cooper DeJean*
Person 2: “What did you say about Cooper DeJean?”
Person 1: “said his white ass can run”
Eagles Fan: “Dejean is CB1!!!!!”
Sportscaster: “Why is he CB1? Let me guess? Quick than fast? Sneaky athletic? LET THAT WHITE BOY PLAY CORNER”
FUN FACT: You throw it his way, noooo go
“Black QB and a White Cornerback won the Super Bowl? I KNEW DEI was beneficial!!!”
Person 2: “What did you say about Cooper DeJean?”
Person 1: “said his white ass can run”
Eagles Fan: “Dejean is CB1!!!!!”
Sportscaster: “Why is he CB1? Let me guess? Quick than fast? Sneaky athletic? LET THAT WHITE BOY PLAY CORNER”
FUN FACT: You throw it his way, noooo go
“Black QB and a White Cornerback won the Super Bowl? I KNEW DEI was beneficial!!!”
by beyhivebouncer February 11, 2025
Get the Cooper DeJeanmug. cooper is a amazing boy i have met at church he is shy but also funny he is incredibly sweet and any person would be lucky to have a cooper in their life cooper, is a gift to be around and just lights up a room coopers smile is worth everything he is genuine with everything he does we just recently started talking again and he swept me off my feet took a couple days until i realized i still had feelings for cooper and the more you get to know cooper the more genuine he is, he cares deeply and insanely trustworthy, cooper has a amazing sense of humor and will match energy’s and is also incredibly attractive he is very handsome, his eyes if u look into them you get lost, he genuinely is the type of guy girls dream about he’s tall curly brownish hair and pretty eyes he is a wonderful person he is the guy that has a charming appearance and charming personality and thats rare, any person would be lucky to have cooper in their life i could talk about cooper for hours he’s very enjoyable to talk to and will keep a conversation going, he is the first boy I’ve ever met thats unpredictable you will never know whats going threw coopers head until he says something he’s nonchalant. God put him into my life for a reason and I’m not giving up this chance he matches energies so well and has a wonderful personality cooper is overall a amazing person if you meet cooper treat him with respect!💞
by justasimplelovergirl November 20, 2023
Get the coopermug.