A type of catch-22 where you deflect a woman attempting to escalate your relationship by claiming your kids are your priority. If the woman complains about it you can cut her off, if she doesn't complain you retain your freedom. In either case you maintain hand because you effectively prevent escalation of the relationship.
Shelob asked me to spend the weekend with her but I told her my kids are in town, snared her in a bitch-22.
by mtnthc August 6, 2016
Get the bitch-22mug. National Worst Day of the year. This day sucks. This day is booty cheeks. If this is your birthday I'm sorry... SIKE this day sucks cause of you.
by ThickburritoaAss February 22, 2021
Get the February 22mug. People born on this date are usually super nice, but please stop overthinking bae. Since september is a virgo sign, I'm just gonna be honest and say you definatly fit the steriotypical virgo persona. Sorry I cannot spell lmao
"Omg did you see y/n? They are so pretty omg."
"Yeah, they were born september 22 btw!"
"Oh they must be super nice then."
"Yeah, but they need to stop otherthinking"
"Fr.."
"Yeah, they were born september 22 btw!"
"Oh they must be super nice then."
"Yeah, but they need to stop otherthinking"
"Fr.."
by Indieee <33 April 25, 2022
Get the september 22mug. by Sports4Dayzzz October 21, 2019
Get the October 22mug. A "damned if you do, damned if you don't" situation, where there is no right choice. See: Kobayashi Maru.
Being White is a Catch-22. If you participate in a different culture, that's cultural appropriation... but if you don't, you're not being inclusive. If you move into an urban area, you're part of the gentrification problem... but if you move out of an urban area, you're part of the "white flight" problem. If you don't pay attention to skin color, you're ignoring racism... but if you do, you're racist. There is no right choice.
by Straight White Homeschooling D December 4, 2020
Get the Catch-22mug. October 22 is the day you should go up to any boy/girl in your school who you think is cute and kiss him on the cheek
by basic wannabe October 21, 2019
Get the October 22mug. by damnwhatevalor February 22, 2021
Get the 22 Octobermug.