Sammy

The name of my soon-to-be ex wife. I’m glad everyone I once knew chose her lies over me.

Samantha’s dont work and they don’t cook or do anything domestic. She likes to eat and grow her ass bigger!! Huge ass for 13 years while I supported her and her child.

Sammy’s are also unfaithful just like me. and I couldn’t deal with it so I just stopped caring
I don’t wanna explain my side of things.

Shame on her for keeping this going for so long.

I don’t have bad bad to say
About a Sammy bc that’s The mother of my children.

You do not have my permission to use any of the events from my life.

That Sammy came from Subway where the footlongs are readily available!!

by HandlesEverywhere March 2, 2025

Sammy

Probably a dog that's best friends with a human.

Random person: AW ITS A DOG, WHAT'S IT'S NAME? Wait, no, let me guess...Sammy?

by Anonymous_hate_writer November 14, 2020

Sammy

The bestest person to ever exist

“Sammy is awsome nabbit”

by Esmussysp4mz September 3, 2023

Sammy

The most adorable girl I’ve ever met.

You’ll never feel lonely again, Sammy.

by spammail May 2, 2021

Sammy Stevenson

An annoying 7 year old kid who annoys people on Xbox. His YouTube is Sammy Stevenson Squeaking/Trolling.

"That Sammy Stevenson kid is annoying" - Countless Xbox COD players

by Sam 7 Annoying July 8, 2015

Sammy Blammy

Sammy Blammy is a wild creature that can be identified by his various yups, bricks, and other high pitched noises.

Did you hear what Sammy Blammy said this weekend? He went “yup yup brick yepperton”

by Epicgamer4652 January 21, 2023

Sammy

An idiot in your friend group who does not take anything seriously and is overall a massive troll, can also mean charming or hilarous.

"Ugh, hes such a Sammy, wish he would stop"

by Sammyman51 November 7, 2020