Urban Meyer

To stick your finger up a young girl’s butt when she’s wearing jeans. Typically happens with an older married man with his mistress

This girl was grinding up on that old guy then he pulled an Urban Meyer

by Pharr October 8, 2021

urban white

Not hood white but not country club suburbs white. Just white enough to wear speerys but can also wear Jordan's and Bape. Most likely an asshole

That fucker ain't hood he just urban white

by Bobi the hood white November 19, 2016

Urban Surfer

Someone who surfs Urban Dictionary to filch terms they were not aware of to impress prospective dates and aquaintances.

I know a nerd who is an Urban Surfer just so he can try to pick up some chicks.

by truck drivin jim March 29, 2009

urban-derilect

Noun, a car or vehicle built for performance uses, using only cheap, hack job, and/or rigged techniques while still getting the optimal outcome.

"Hey, did you see Nathan's new car? That ham-fisting hackster's 1974 toyota corolla is a total urban-derilect"

by huck&shred March 7, 2013

Urban outfitters

Stupid Option that pops up when I try to Type “Urban dictionary” And The Clothes suck if you do buy there

Me: Okay I’m gonna go on urban dictionary *Types in urban and clicks first result*
Fuck! Not urban outfitters!

by 𝕄𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕪 𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕠𝕤 July 18, 2022

Urban Blacksmith

A person who uses his or her own hands to warp reality into whatever the situation calls for. Whether it's tools for making pizza cones, or artistic expression through beer cans, the urban blacksmith always comes through, creating just what you need.

Person: Wow, I have no idea how we're going to make pizza cones.

Urban Blacksmith: *Crushes aluminum in hand, and opens hands to reveal the perfect tool for making pizza cones* Why not try this?

by DavidSights August 4, 2012

Urban dictionary

A place where no one votes for my definitions

Fuck shit you bastards let this in to urban dictionary

by Anal fairy September 3, 2018