Someone who appears to be helpful but really is not helpful at all. Gives you more information than you had previously but not enough to do anything with it.
The IT guy is such a helpful asshole. He told me he knew how to fix my email but he has no intention of fixing it.
by Diet Dr. Pepper9 January 9, 2009
Get the Helpful Assholemug. The anus of a fish which, given that fish spend all their lives in water, would have to provide a very tight seal. Metaphorically, the term is usually used in conjunction with the words "tighter than a" to indicate that someone could hardly be more frugal with his spending.
Tom: "I never leave a tip when I eat out- even if the service was excellent".
Jerry: "Man, you are tighter than a fish's asshole".
Jerry: "Man, you are tighter than a fish's asshole".
by poo hole December 21, 2012
Get the fish's assholemug. by lockenload23 January 4, 2017
Get the Vocal Assholemug. When hiking, stopping only to let those behind you to catch up and then quickly continuing without letting them rest.
The hike was great, but I am really tired because Colin's friends kept pulling these asshole stops on me.
by Brewer Adam August 5, 2007
Get the asshole stopmug. The art of folding the last piece of toilet paper to in order to maximize the amount of clean wipes after taking a shit.
by JDubbaya November 28, 2011
Get the Asshole Origamimug. A person with full skill at being an asshole.Only men can be a proffesional asshole.Proffesional assholes are very sarcastic,and annoy people for hours.they wont stop until they see your pissed off.(i.e Me)
by Peewee-hermanizer January 2, 2015
Get the Proffesional Assholemug. She put Richard up so high on a pedestal you'd think his shit doesn't stink. Clearly he has a golden asshole
by Kgrosho February 12, 2017
Get the golden assholemug.