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Ant

Noun; kankles. A man with a drunken sloth-like appearance. Is a horrible person. Smells of PBR and river water. Spawned from a peice-of-shit devil worshipping mother. Is a failiure. Is one of the worst people you will ever meet. Try not smell this person or look into their soul-less eyes. Probably has a baby mom that gets ridden hard and put away wet by an entire city. Will die of cancer.
"Look at that dumpster diving bum, looks like an Ant."

"Is ant smoking cigarette filters out of the public ashtrays again?"
by Fetuseaterbabykiller December 26, 2016
mugGet the Antmug.

P(l)ants

The definition for plants who got that extra swagger. They may be a drip(py)leaf, or a fungi. The scientific term for these is {plantaeus drippius}.
I grow lots of p(l)ants.
by P(l)anter December 12, 2022
mugGet the P(l)antsmug.

Ants in your milk

Sharlene sneezes multiple times in a row her man must be cheating. Ants in your milk
by You_suckass January 18, 2024
mugGet the Ants in your milkmug.

Zooted ant strat

Zooted ant strat refers to a strategy in super auto pets where one spends their points on a single ant to make it an omnipotent being that crushes all.
Dang Tyler how’d you lose with the zooted ant strat.? Couldn’t have been me!
by ColaSwizzy June 17, 2022
mugGet the Zooted ant stratmug.

Ant

Ant is an ugly fat non-femboy not cute switch (not a bottom) which not many people like. He has many friends online and a few in the real world.
And he is also a disgusting furry.
Ant also likes to make fun of people for being a furry even though he is a furry.
Tibbs, Corrin, Wolf, Jordan: Ant, ur cute
Ant: no u
Tibbs, Corrin, Wolf, Jordan: Yeah you’re right.
by AntTheFur August 3, 2022
mugGet the Antmug.

Ante

Ante is the prettiest person you will ever meet. He is cute, caring and very hot. Everyone needs Ante in their life.
Ante is so hot, I would love to be his girlfriend.
by MichaelMcdonalds November 21, 2021
mugGet the Antemug.

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