Greasy Lizard

A greasy lizard is an erect penis that has been smothered in lubrication before any kind of sexual activity (whether it is masturbation or sex with another person).

Before I stick my pork in my boyfriend's asshole I like to lube up a nice greasy lizard.

by Bill Beef February 16, 2025

Greasy collar

The collection of filth that builds up around your neck whilst you 'toss a salad' that is above you. Namely feces and saliva, other ingredients are common so the viscosity varies.

Frank has a greasy collar stain on his shirt. Didn't he just get a massage?

by Flint2O July 18, 2016

Greasy spoon

Two mechanics spooning under a car after a long shift at the garage

Ey yo Jerry, greasy spoon after this oil check?

by Murr-ray October 23, 2020

greasy axle

a sweaty arse crack,

fuck its so hot ive got a greasy axle,

by harrydare October 4, 2012

Greasy

A synonym for dirty

"That hot ginger Ashley is going to send me some greasy pictures just so I stop sending her sappy music videos"

by Ginger Hoss February 3, 2023

Greasy night

When you brown nose your boss but they are full of shit so you get it all over yourself

That was one hell of a party, shame we forgot to invite the influencer’s from Dubai because we are now in for one hell of a greasy night

by Mathew Harris May 8, 2022

GREASY

A person of whom has revolting breath and doesn't understand the concept of chewing gum or mouth wash.

Or

A person who has a circulatory system litterally made of grease

Both aren't mutually exclusive however

Person 1:"FUCK OFF GREASY"

Person 2:"GREASY YOUR NOT ALLOWED IN MY ROOM WITHOUT PARACETAMOL"

Person 3:"SHUT THE FUCK UP BUTTERBOY"

by 411mitcivalobe April 9, 2019