Greasy Mushroom

Slathering one's penis in Vaseline and pressing it against a friend's car window, leaving an impression of a translucent, greasy mushroom.

Eric was wasted again when he left the bar, and left a greasy mushroom on his buddy Mike's new Camaro.

by HugeBaldHead September 27, 2015

Greasy Bangs

When somebody has been doing physical activity and their fringe (bangs) become sweaty (greasy)

I have just finished climbing and I have greasy bangs

by Greasy Bangs gang August 13, 2017

#greasy

When you eat to much taco bell and then try to have anal

We went to Taco Bell and came back to her house #greasy.

by greasechamp May 16, 2016

greasy pow

Giving someone a greasy handshake, whether it is from nervousness or straight from hardwork.

Marquis walked about Rashell and gently gave her a greasy pow and he then turned around embarrased.

by Bailey R. March 3, 2007

Greasy Pickle

A Deepfake/Animated comedy skit show known most for it's multiple appearances on "Studio G with Garth Brooks"

Did you see what Greasy Pickle posted today?

by McTagion May 12, 2023

Greasy stress

When you're absolutely horrified and stressed about something and it's the absolute only thing you can think of and talk about. It's so bad that your pals are literally duck-taping your mouth shut. And if you keep talking through the tape, they tape you to the wall glued to a chair.

"Dude, I've got greasy stress today. Man, I dunno if Mrs. Ginny will think I'm a good actor. What do you think. I'm like so nervous. She's probably gonna throw me out. Blah blah bla....."

by peachy.thespian January 26, 2015

Greasy

The act of doing something wild and baffling, such as taking 10 dab rips while receiving oral sex, or smoking a wet menthol and butt chugging a Busch Light.

“Alex shoots porn while enjoying a nice dab and partaking in a bit of day drinking, what a greasy bastard.”

by LSDemonKid June 22, 2018