by Hym Iam July 3, 2025
Get the Female Monkeysmug. where you grab ahold of a mans penis at the base with two hands and shake around on it like your life depends on kt
by AlaskinPipeliner February 23, 2021
Get the Cock Monkey Promug. Named after the minions of the Wicked Witch of the West, in the Wizard of OZ. These are people who have no minds of their own and will do the bidding of a witch (with a B) that controls them. They will fly out of nowhere and attack you, because they unquestioningly believe what she/he told them.
Are you innocent? Doesn’t matter.
::witch cackling:: “Fly, my pretties! Fly!”
Are you innocent? Doesn’t matter.
::witch cackling:: “Fly, my pretties! Fly!”
“Great, :: name:: is jealous of me. Now she’s sent her flying monkeys to spread gossip and get me fired”!
by Lord Tracey April 6, 2023
Get the Flying Monkeysmug. Shimaya the monkey was adopted at a young age when a family came by to the zoo and she fell out of the tree. The two children wanted a pet and asked their mother for a pet monkey. Their mother agreed and put the baby monkey in their purse and ran out of the zoo. Now this monkey isn't a very nice monkey in fact she's a very bad monkey and doesn't listen to instructions. Her nose also flares up when she's angry and has 5 basic gestures she turns to. Do you know someone like this? Call them Shimaya the Monkey
by heheheessdd May 30, 2025
Get the Shimaya the Monkeymug. a rare breed and we’re not monkeying around!
You can use Anti Monkey Butt Powder to protect you from a multitude of skin irritations like blistering feet, between skin folds,
by SPrice1980 May 19, 2023
Get the Anti Monkey Buttmug. by Monkey nigger 123 December 6, 2020
Get the Monkeymug. A monkey made of ranch. This will squirt it’s hot ranch Cummies all over you if you put ice cream on his pizza
by Hide- July 20, 2018
Get the ranch monkeymug.