The lying and false media that’s shoved down the throat to protect their own job security, filled with sexual innuendo and fake peoples.
by GrimAngel December 17, 2022
Get the Newsmug. When someone has a new kid, pet, etc. and won't shut up about them. Bonus points when it's their first time having a kid/pet/etc. (referred to as 'pet' from now on for clarity)
They tend to highlight every little thing the pet does as amazing/cute/adorable/etc...
Asks you if you also think that it's awesome that it dod something constantly and seems to forget that they asked you the same question mere moments ago.
Also can't sit for 5 minutes without noticing something the pet did or how it's doing.
They'll point out something about the pet and how it's special and that very few other pets have this awesome and desirable trait.
If it wears off in a month, they were probably under the influence of insufferable new mom syndrome.
They tend to highlight every little thing the pet does as amazing/cute/adorable/etc...
Asks you if you also think that it's awesome that it dod something constantly and seems to forget that they asked you the same question mere moments ago.
Also can't sit for 5 minutes without noticing something the pet did or how it's doing.
They'll point out something about the pet and how it's special and that very few other pets have this awesome and desirable trait.
If it wears off in a month, they were probably under the influence of insufferable new mom syndrome.
A: Look at Mr. Whiskers! Isn't he so adorable? (repeat x100)
B: Dude, you're being an insufferable new mom.
A: But look! Isn't he just the cutest!?
B: Dude, you're being an insufferable new mom.
A: But look! Isn't he just the cutest!?
by spmtn March 12, 2022
Get the insufferable new mommug. new way of kixin it. it normally consists of hangin out with the cool kidz keepin it real n whatever they happen to be doin at the time normally smokin bud or drinkin drank just chillin out sittin around
man what u gon be doin after work?
shit just chillin kixin it new skool keepin it real with the cool kidz ya dig
dude: aight man u sit there n be cool n kick it new skool n shit while i keep it old skool.
shit just chillin kixin it new skool keepin it real with the cool kidz ya dig
dude: aight man u sit there n be cool n kick it new skool n shit while i keep it old skool.
by stlboiralph May 23, 2011
Get the kixin it new skoolmug. 
A game made in 2012 for the 2DS and 3DS game systems by Nintendo as the third game in the New Super Mario Bros. franchise.
by thiscatisd September 13, 2022
Get the New Super Mario Bros. 2mug. The most disgusting place in America.
Literally the armpit of this great nation; if the nation had heinous curry fueled armpit B.O. If you role down your window as you pass by the “Welcome to New Jersey” sign, you are smacked in the face with a putrid smell of New York’s garbage that Jersey removes for them. The worst drivers in the country; they drive like maniacs… probably because they are trying to escape the trash-boat state they were unfortunate enough to be born into.
Literally the armpit of this great nation; if the nation had heinous curry fueled armpit B.O. If you role down your window as you pass by the “Welcome to New Jersey” sign, you are smacked in the face with a putrid smell of New York’s garbage that Jersey removes for them. The worst drivers in the country; they drive like maniacs… probably because they are trying to escape the trash-boat state they were unfortunate enough to be born into.
Dan: “Hey Steve roll down the window I wanna smell that fresh New Jersey air”
Steve: “If you roll that window down I will fucking strike you in the liver… New Jersey smells like your Aunt Claudia’s vagine, Dan… worst state in the Union”
Steve: “If you roll that window down I will fucking strike you in the liver… New Jersey smells like your Aunt Claudia’s vagine, Dan… worst state in the Union”
by Bdflyfish May 9, 2022
Get the New Jerseymug. Hym "You notice how I went from 'dimwit' to 'YoUr InTelLeCt Is WoRkInG aGaInSt YoU! yOu NeEd To Be HuMbLe!' And no. I don't. I'm the creator of AI. I'm better. Unilaterally. So, no new thing. Full audit of what has been happening to me and whoever else it's happening. Me and the rest of those people need to be made whole. I need to be compensated for the property that has been stolen. And the media that worked to cover this up need to be penalized. OR ELSE."
by Hym Iam January 6, 2025
Get the Newmug.