Hym "I can't do anything about it? I ALREADY HAVE! I've shaped the course of human history! And if you try to stop me from carving my name into the discourse I will just find something else to carve it into! I will rewrite the overarching narrative under which you await your impending death WITH MY BARE HANDS and you will sing my praises.. In your prayers... For eternity!"
by Hym Iam November 28, 2023
Get the Can't do anything about itmug. "I heard John is being creepy over Samantha, he wont leave her alone since she complemented his shirt earlier!"
"For god sake, he's doing a josh"
"For god sake, he's doing a josh"
by Poaks January 1, 2022
Get the Doing a Joshmug. Brody might say "Hey Charles, do a backflip off that roof!" And Charles may respond "When clams do kickflips, bro."
by ImNoHeroImAlto June 19, 2019
Get the When Clams Do Kickflipsmug. When you are actively getting screwed over by something you're in charge of yet being micromanaged to the point you're not in charge anymore.
"Man I'm getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the fishing with this event plan my boss keeps telling me he'll handle things I'm in charge of!"
"Have you tried looking for a job that will treat you like the position you're in?"
"Have you tried looking for a job that will treat you like the position you're in?"
by STARKILLERMKIII March 27, 2025
Get the Getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the Fishingmug. the act of committing suicide (but not as the name suggests, harakiri, the actual Japanese ritual of suicide by disembowelment often used historically by the samurai).
son: why are so many people nowadays doing harakiri?
father: Adrian, G-d only knows why people commit such an irrational act. It's probably because they've reached a point in their existence where they can't find life's meaning even in a religious setting. There's always hope even in the secular setting, by getting a social worker or psychotherapist. You can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire no matter how dire the situation seems to be.
son: so, what do we tell a person about to commit suicide? "don't burn your bridges"? and that they should stop rejecting the help that they deserve?
father: yup.
father: Adrian, G-d only knows why people commit such an irrational act. It's probably because they've reached a point in their existence where they can't find life's meaning even in a religious setting. There's always hope even in the secular setting, by getting a social worker or psychotherapist. You can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire no matter how dire the situation seems to be.
son: so, what do we tell a person about to commit suicide? "don't burn your bridges"? and that they should stop rejecting the help that they deserve?
father: yup.
by Sexydimma June 15, 2013
Get the doing harakirimug. To stay silent during a group call pretending the microphone doesn’t work so as to avoid uncomfortable questions.
This is Julian’s business - Julian, i see you are on the line, can you hear me. Come on, don’t do the Mariusz.
I have been trying to get an answer from him all day during our WebEx meeting but he was not answering despite everyone could clearly see he was on the call: he was clearly doing the Mariusz.
I have been trying to get an answer from him all day during our WebEx meeting but he was not answering despite everyone could clearly see he was on the call: he was clearly doing the Mariusz.
by SemolaAtp April 2, 2020
Get the Do the Mariuszmug. Someone who drives slow in the fast lane.
There’s been such an increase in people who drive at their own leisure in the fast lane, I had to give them a name.
There’s been such an increase in people who drive at their own leisure in the fast lane, I had to give them a name.
Move over, doot-ta-do, this isn’t your personal driveway!
Sorry I’m late, there was a doot-ta-do hogging the left lane.
Sorry I’m late, there was a doot-ta-do hogging the left lane.
by jgoddess3 August 27, 2025
Get the doot-ta-domug.