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penis

something thats made for girls but sometimes a naughty boy changes and becomes a girl in his brain and he likes penises (this is known as being "gay", or formally "homosexual". some people call these kinds of humans "faggot")
by Pseunition December 5, 2017
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Running penis

The Running Penis is a creature that Rose From the Penis of a Boy That Fell of and he Turned into a girl. Now the running penis runs around schools and takes the penises of boys and turnes them into girls and turns the girls pregnant. With every penis it consumes it becomes bigger and stronger.

Be aware of the running penis.
Samuel: „Simon the running penis stole your genitals!“
Simon: „My name is Simone now!“
by Lil period simon March 12, 2025
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penis gang

gang gang gang whole lotta gang shit flu flammin shi u feel me ebk shi u feel me u know what im sayin mf penis gang on top mf
person 1: "yo u know what block u in?"

person 2: "nah"

person 1: "penis gang run dis block mf" *pulls out a strap* "im finna put u inna pack"

person 1: "oh shi" *starts runnin like a pussyboy*

person 2: "cmere shit ahh ngga!!" *starts emptying out clips on dat bih*

person 1: *dies*

person 2: "yee thas right u been served ngga" *does the race*
by verty da ruler November 18, 2023
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Penis

A 🍆 or a 🍌 depending if you are circumcised or not. Also, If you are reading this definition, you are either a sexual deviant (pervert) or an absolute retard.
As I am writing the definition of penis, I don’t fall into either previous category!
by Biden is a dick January 6, 2023
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Penis

Your mom likes penis and she eats penis everyday
by dogeater420 April 11, 2022
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sex penis

a special kind of human (optional) penis that is made in a lab for the use of sex for scientific research.
me and my uni flatmates were producing sex penises in our crack lab.
by bobthenigga 2 February 28, 2024
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Penis Shavings

when dick so bomb you could still feel yourself gagging on it
Damn! I just got some good dick from Demetri. Girl I got penis shavings. It's been 20 minutes
by loserwithanameandthroat November 22, 2016
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