You first go to a local hardware store and purchase a broom handle. Then you purchase a dildo. You drill a hole in the bottom of the dildo so the handle can attach to it. You then ejaculate in your partner's mouth. They must keep it in their mouth while you throw your dildo spear at her bearded clam. Once you have successfully thrown in it her vagina, she shoots the sperm out of her mouth to simulate a blow hole.
by Shorty Jagermanjensen February 17, 2020
Get the The Moby Dickmug. Is when a female is blowing a man; she holds his dick pointed upwards as she places his balls in her mouth. Thus, creating a dick snorkel.
Yo dude, last night my wife was giving me a blow j with goggles on. I told her to hold my dick upwards and to suck on my balls. She was ready yo go swimming, she had on a dick snorkel.
by Stankowski November 9, 2017
Get the Dick Snorkelmug. by Shitnibbler May 27, 2019
Get the Dick and Bailmug. To press the still wet tip of a recently ejaculated penis against a body part of another individual.
Note: If ‘stamped’ three times in a row this is consider Express Post.
Note: If ‘stamped’ three times in a row this is consider Express Post.
by TheStamper December 13, 2018
Get the dick stampmug. by Oldperson January 6, 2019
Get the Dick bitchmug. 1. A person that can handle multiple penises without being shaken.
2. A woman who has sex like she is getting paid.
3. A large woman whom tries really hard to please a man. Often she will accept uncomfortable positions and bizarre antics in stride. She treats the dick as though it is her only means of survival.
2. A woman who has sex like she is getting paid.
3. A large woman whom tries really hard to please a man. Often she will accept uncomfortable positions and bizarre antics in stride. She treats the dick as though it is her only means of survival.
by Drizzol October 12, 2010
Get the dick mulemug.