I don't even caare!

An expression used when one has nothing else to say. Usually used after an insult.

Adrian: Hey Grant, you're a total fag!
Grant: Well guess what...I don't even caare!

by gfizzle February 6, 2008

I don't give a rats.

I don't care.

As in "I don't give a rats ass." Clever because, ass is implied.

Hey Brian, Jonas Brothers tickets go on sale tomorrow!

Brian: "I don't give a rats."

by gwoodsy February 25, 2009

The Fuck I Look Like

A shortening of the phrase- "What the Fuck do i look like?"

Jessica-Why don't you do your homework!?

Caitlyn- THE FUCK I LOOK LIKE!!!!!

by blackazngurl September 11, 2009

where the fuck am i?

A question commonly used after a heavy intake of alcoholic beverages.

Ex. Bro where the fuck am I?

Past tense:

Bro where the fuck were we?

Future tense:

Bro where the fuck are we going to be?

Present tense:

Bro where the fuck... *passes out from intoxication

by Schradamon July 6, 2014

I want you in me

euphanism for wanting sex, kinda lewd, straight forward and to the point

I wanted sex one night, so I texted him saying "I want you in me."

by the girl who said it August 31, 2006

every time i die

excellent new metalcore band sum bloody excellent songs

every time i die is a must listen to thing!!!!!

by chezza September 24, 2005

I just want to be friends

A phrase that your boyfriend or girlfriend will say {normally the girlfriend says it} which means "I don't want to date you, so I think that it's best that we are just friends, instead of saying "I'm dumping you". Often said because the they don"t want to hurt your feelings but. This phrase is very commonly used as a way out of a relationship.

Carol: Listen Jack this isn't really working out. Jack: Was it something I said? Carol: No not at all but i still like you so, I just want to be friends, okay? Jack: Okay I guess. *weep*

by uber_irish_pirate June 17, 2006