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Penis

Something that girls like the most unless they are lesbian! If it’s too big girls enjoy the most and if it’s small then that boy can never get a girl!
You can’t get a girl if don’t have a big and large penis!
by Dirty_Dick April 8, 2019
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octagon penis

An octagon penis is a supspecies of male genitelia that like the name suggests is octagon shaped. This is a leap in evolution that ensures the male will find a proper mate as it will only fit into a octagon vaginal shape.
Dude i totally thought i would get with that but then i saw her triangle vagina and had to accept that my octagon penis was not meant to hit that.
by DudeWithAttitudes December 22, 2016
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coke penis

When you sniffed enough coke to the point the blood cant get through your penis properly due to the vessels being restricted from the drug. Leaves you with a small floppy dick.
Was on the gear all night and ended up with coke penis couldnt even have a wank!
by Bigboy packet November 26, 2021
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penis pilgrimage

a trip or vacation one takes with the intention of meeting up with or visiting someone in order to get laid
Joey paid for Sarah’s bus ticket. She’s going all the way to Boston on a penis pilgrimage.
by Beavcoonn January 8, 2018
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Penis

Person 1: Have you ever heard of a penis.

Person 2: No, but my friend said they tased oddly
by LargeCokMaster October 3, 2022
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Liquide de la penis

Piss, can also be sperm/cum/creme de la penis
There's liquide de la penis in my soup!! GET HELP BI-
by LLCCH February 15, 2024
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Conan penis

A conan penis is when u go to have sexual intercourse with with a woemen (or guy) and they laugh because of how small you are
Hey luke you know that guy I was banging last night he had a total conan penis
by trevon sucks duck June 22, 2016
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