cum

man milk

(Michael Jackson) - I'ma cum

(Adolf Hitler) - I love milk, give me some.

by TheQueenOfPussyland June 22, 2022

Cum

The white stuff I put on your mom.

Your mom made me cum.

by bob1234657sex April 13, 2022

Super cum man

When Superman cums

I’m super cum man

by Daisyfan950 May 20, 2023

Cum

A refreshing beverage

Normally served at restaurants and cafes before meals

Waiter: “What would you like?”

Guy: “ooh I wouldn’t mind drinking your cum”

by Igetbitxhes December 3, 2023

national cum inside me day

on April 3rd 2024 you are legally required to cum inside any and everyone

person 1: what day is it again? i forgot
person 2: today is april 3rd why?
person 1: that means it's national cum inside me day, you know what to do

by exvinity2222 April 2, 2024

Cum rocket

Similar to a snot rocket. You squeeze your dick and small cum rockets shoot out. As Jimmy Neutron used to say, gotta blast!

Big Easy: I was shooting snot rockets on golf course the other day. They were so big, I was filling divots.

Stoney: That’s dope. I was shooting cum rockets the other day. They were so big, I could fill whores with them.

Big Easy: I wanna be like you when I grow old.

by Stoney69 November 24, 2023

Cum

What came out of ur moms pussy and ur dads dick last night

Ahhh~ Daddy I’m gonna cum!

by Ahhhhh daddy May 23, 2022