your mom

the sickest roast in the world

my nigga john: xddd your mom is gayye

everyone else: OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT ROSTED NIGGGGGGGGGGGGA

by Where they at doe October 19, 2017

Your mom

The most creative, funniest insult ever. Sure to annoy and perturb someone to the point of not even being able to keep on listening to you. Bystanders are sure to laugh at your hysterical victim. An epic pwn.

Milo: Your mom's so fat I can't e-

Hoffman: Okay, okay, I get it. Shut up, you prick!

by SqueezyPeasy March 25, 2025

Your Mom

Can be used as an insult or a compliment.

Boy 1: Your mom is so fat she broke the chair
Boy 2: Your mom ate my di-

by materialgirl202 April 3, 2022

Mom

Will literally do everything she told you not to do :)

Mom: stop using your phone
*literally using phone 24/7*

Mom: stop calling your friends
*calls friend for 2 hours*

Mom: don’t stay up so late
*stays up ‘til 5am*

Mom: go wash the dishes

Kiddo: I’ll do it later
Mom: DONT TALK BACK TO ME
*literally talking back and also that’s how a conversation works*

Alternate ending:
Mom: don’t give me that attitude

*literally giving “that attitude”

by Urlocalidiottt:) November 19, 2023

Ur Mom Day

National Ur Mom Day is a holiday to celebrate the widely used maternal insult "ur mom"

"that's what I did on Ur Mom Day"
"Happy Ur Mom Day"
"THAT'S WHAT I DID TO UR MOM LAST NIGHT HAHAHA"

by Kingrah730 April 1, 2022

Ur Mom

“Ur Mom” Is someone that whoops you with a flip flop. Everyone has one. If you don’t then your an alien.

Ur Mom Whoops You With A Flip Flop.

by noodlechat November 20, 2021

ur mom is a hoe

ur mom is a hoe

hey ur mom is a hoe

by u son of a bitch October 20, 2022