Cum Flu

A variety of STDs which could put you on the "bench" until cleared up
"Where's Kim?"
"Oh she went home with that rando and is stuck at home with the cum Flu"
by Wlg12788 February 27, 2022
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Cum Fairy

The fairy who collects the cum sock from underneath your pillow when it's full.

The fairy has been described as a large and lanky male with large lips and dressed in a large, crusty looking sock that has a gray hue to it.
"Last night I made my final deposit into my cum sock. So I put it under my pillow before I went to bed; when I woke, up a clean sock and a nickel was under there."

"Sounds to me like the Cum Fairy paid you a visit!"
by Mistor Mike June 08, 2022
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Cum Pie

When two men have an organs at the same time, but instead of cum, their asses open up, and a pie filled with fresh cum appears. Once they take it out, their asses close. They eat it for the rest of the night.
Harry: Umm... Larry... Why did a cum pie just come out of your ass? Why is it white filling?!
Larry: Idk but you also have one!
by NoobDood1576 January 10, 2021
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Cum Bubbling

I heard Jake was cum bubbling last nigh
by JaCoLo September 21, 2020
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Cum drunk

When you have consumed such a vast amount of semen that you feel drunk
Logan: Hey Khan I don't think Adam Cone will make it to work after last night's party, he swallowed so much of our semen he got cum drunk and passed out on the floor.
Khan: yeah maybe best not to cut trees down with that much of a cum induced hangover
by vedyfactualfacts June 25, 2021
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Cum Bag Haggis

An old Scottish person of whomst N U T S while eating his favorite meal
Hey Cum Bag Haggis, can I have some?
by A whole bundle o' gay June 12, 2018
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Cum feeder

A straight man who recieves oral fellation from a woman/gay man and proceeds to fill his/her mouth with his cum
Josh has been a regular cum feeder for Jim
by Josh & Jim May 14, 2024
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