A political Ninja who has knives hidden in the paws. They assassinate any political enemies and are high on meth
Person 1: did you hear about the debate?

Person 2: sure did, can’t believe one of the presidential candidates hired a Communist Cat.

Person 1: Crazy I know!
by Comedic Orange July 28, 2021
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A serious lack of skill. Synonymous to "Dog Water"
Friend 1: Did you see Rebecca's presentation on The Great Depression last Friday?

Friend 2: Yeah it was absolute cat rice, it even had comic sans.
by Never_gonna_give_u_up1234 January 31, 2022
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"A very promiscuous women that sleeps around the neighborhood" She runs around the streets and sneaks around
"You know terry? She ain't nothing but a "Alley cat" she slept with so many dudes man!
by Kat411 June 20, 2023
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Someone who meets a girl at a bar in Chicago, she goes home without him. His Knocker is raging so he slips in an alley to knuckle rub some swimmers out.
We found the alley cat behind the dumpster with his foot up on the wall and pants at his ankles.
by Slipripper November 24, 2021
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an umbrella term for inebriated public urination, usually taking place at 2am in a dark Milwaukee alley.
GERRY: "I gotta alley cats so bad."
MIKE: "Dammit, me too."
GERRY: "Let's try this sketchy looking alley over here."
by mainecoone May 26, 2012
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