DEEZ NUTS

DEEZ NUTS IS A silly goofy bally word to say and spell. do not be afraid to say it to you teachers

teacher; whats the ANSWER
person 1; deez nuts
teacher; YES!

by ksjfvoiushvoiusgb November 18, 2022

butter nutting

The fine art of ejaculating onto a piece of toast and then spreading butter over the toast, thus mixing the cum and butter and delivering it to the enemy of the one who ejaculates.

Sage is such a dick, i am going to start butter nutting him every morning.

by ThatAsianGutBuster December 25, 2015

nut punch

When you have such amazing sex with a women but tells you she has HIV or some shit

Jim: dude I had a nut punch with Sarah last night.

Danny: aww that cunt, she nut punched me too

by (Sick handle) June 26, 2017

3 nut chase

when you nut three times and chase it down with vodka

I just had a crazy 3 nut chase last night

by 3 nut chase August 31, 2022

Deez Nuts

Testicles

Deez Nuts are salty

by KingNOfSweden12 August 10, 2016

Poochoo Nut

When one inserts their ball sack into a lovely lady's rectal cavity, thus resulting in the balls becoming entrapped while they nut over the lady's back.

Chad: Yo! Brad! I heard you pulled a Poochoo Nut last night!
Brad: Yep. Not my proudest moment. The Misses wasn't happy.

by The_Cuddlefuck_Meister December 25, 2019

The Nut Slapper

During January, there is a 30% chance of getting your nuts slapped in your sleep. The only way to possibly stop this is to cover your nuts with peanuts in your sleep to possibly make the nut slapper satisfied with an offering.

Oh man I got my nuts slapped by The Nut Slapper again!

by TheNutSlapper December 18, 2022