Cum Teaser

Someone who likes to ejaculate on car tyres so that the car can no longer move

“My car has been vandalized by the local cum teaser”

by ForthwithAndOnward February 4, 2025

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Cum dumpster

Someone who gets with everyone and let’s them cum in either hole everytime .

Damn Jessica really got with with the whole building, she’s a real cum dumpster

by Squilliam waterson November 9, 2021

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cum griller

A panini press

Check out this cum griller I found on Amazon!

by Hallowsleeve September 15, 2022

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Cum Bucket

A restaurant that nobody goes to but a prick who always fails to steal the secret formula.
It's located right near the Krusty Krap, home of the krappy patties.

Mr. Kraps: You failed to steal me secret formula, so now you're going back to the cum bucket.
Wankton: Oh great.

by gregben August 22, 2022

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Cum slut

Your mom

“Your moms a cum slut”

by camcam4 January 7, 2022

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Folding your tongue into the shape of a coke straw and sucking up cum/jizz from your partners body in a straight line before spitting it out on them and vacuuming it back up with your tongue and repeating.

That bitch is a real cum twizzler! She uses her tongue to suck up a line of cum as if she is a cokewhore snorting up a line of coke!

by Drakey 313 May 23, 2022

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