Monkey

the friend that plays basketball

Jadyn is playing basketball and eating chicken
Monkey is making 3 lay ups in a row

by Moe Lester wanna come over ;) December 13, 2021

Monkey

DEFINITION 1: Often referred to an animal

DEFINITION 2: Often referred to a black person (especially in 2023)

for definition 1: "Wow, look at that monkey! It's in a cage =(
for definition 2: "Watch out! The monkey has a gun and is robbing the bank!"

by DuckieBoiKal_U.D. April 18, 2023

dub monkey

that one kid that is too much of a dumbass to read the subtitles

Friend : Why do you watch anime dubbed its so bad.
Other friend : Because!!I 1don't wanna read subtitles that stupiddddddd!!!!!! Im trying to enjoy the showawwdwas1ww!!12112!!1w not go to school!!!!!!1
Friend : you're such a dub monkey

by kavvou September 28, 2019

Molasses Monkey

Used to describe a black person. Molasses is a sticky brown substance that moves slowly when poured; this implies that the subject is slow and brown. Monkey is added for alliteration and extra racist effect.

Yew got damn molasses monkey!
Yet slower than molasses, monkey!

by Mr. Nigsquillius III April 22, 2024

ass monkey

/ăs məNGkē/

noun

1.

The equivalent of a Barrel of Monkeys toy, except, it implicates you hang out of an ass instead of a barrel.

2. Informal
Can be used in the place of the noun, jackass or the adjective, silly, for shock value or a quick laugh.

"ASS MONKEY! " (usually screamed with assertiveness at someone who is being a jackass or being silly)

by Roger Thorn August 25, 2017

Porch Monkey

A monkey whom enjoys residing on a humans porch or patio.

"Damn them porch monkeys are back on my porch, they better not eat my chair!"

by Gaulk and Bawls July 26, 2022

karate monkey

Going apeshit.

You betta back up homey. He fixin to go karate monkey on yo ass.

by Tarheel 61 August 13, 2016