cat knows

an atheist way to say that some kind of information is unavailable for mere humans

I wonder what woman do want, ever?
Oh dude, cat knows!

by thesaluki January 7, 2019

Cats

The most adorable thing in the world. I mean seriously what did you expect? Look at their eyes! I still can't understand people who hate cats.

Do you have cats?
Sadly no but I love them!
You know there are people who hate cats...
They have no soul!

by Burner5785325 March 21, 2021

Cat

FUCKING SATAN THEY WILL RIP AND TEAR THROUGH YOUR SKIN LIKE A DRUNK '3"2 SAD AND MAD UNCLE ON CHRISTMAS MORNING

"Aww, Look at that cute Cat!"

"B u r n i t"

by Dick Tation June 28, 2021

cat in the basement

A simple oxymoronic paradox

If youre irish, but dont drink on St Patrick's, youre probably probably the biggest cat in the basement ive seen

by Sexydimma May 16, 2016

cat

an animal with 8 legs

omg a cat

by ummmaceyfrost May 2, 2019

Doja cat

GOD🥰😍😩😩🤤🤤😈🫦🫦
LITERALLY GOD 😫😫😫

Hey did you hear that doja cat is literally fucking god😫😫🥰🥰

by JustcallmeMOMMY May 3, 2022

shitass the cat

shitass is the name given to one of the pets in dnd they resemble a fat, lazy, white cat the origin of shitass is fatass a background character seen eating a bowl of a unkown substance in the battle cats. Shitass is a lower quality fatass who can fly. There main way of attacking is ramming into opponents they are a passive being unless provoked it can be tamed only by the most charismatic of beings. The female opposite of shitass is sandvish

look at shitass the cat fly!

by blorble can November 28, 2023